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ironic - mike's story lyrics

here is a story about a 18 years old boy
his name is mike and he is using drugs as a toy
keep playing with them and jumping around with joy
he met a girl last night and took her phone number
and then searched for p_rn on his own browser
he ej_cul_ted on his office
and was disrupted from his mom voice
“what the heck are you doing?
come here we need you to start cooking”
he cooked the meal and ate the half of it
_so son let’s have a father and son conversation, what are your plans for the future and sh_t?
_well i’m thinking of working in a boring company being their b_tch otherwise imma get my p_rn career started
_oh i see, but your are an adult now and you should start working
no more 12 hours sleep per day and waking up late in the morning
no more sending d_ck pics on young girls getting us another problem added
we don’t even have a bas_m_nt to hide you there
and i can’t respect you anymore this was the last time i cared
_nope, f_ck you dad. i don’t give a f_ck what you think. are you drunk or what?
i better go drink some beers now to relax, i’m going to see you after i skip my class
_this is not over son, remember i was the one that gave you these!
_there is nothing i can change anymore dad. is over

many motherf_ckers think i am going to change just because they say me to do so
many motherf_ckers think that i have a injury in the mind
while the whole sh_t is a problem of mine
many people think that everything started with the sl_ts i fell in love, like i ever gave a f_ck. did i? no i don’t think so
many people think this sh_t is k!lling me inside
actually no, it makes me feel like i am a kamikaze
k!lling people and then going to h_ll for the rest of my life
he got p_ssed off and walked away
got locked to his room and started playing a video game
but he got bored and phoned a friend:
_hey man, remember the drugs i gave you?
well there are some money you forgot to pay
_ok broo, i will be here waiting for ya don’t be late
_hi mom, don’t expect from me to be home any time soon
i will be out there watching the moon
so he took off and saw some sl_ts running on the road
he said: hi wh0re, your bouncing ass gave me a b_n_r, wanna see?
plus i’m a loner, imma start searching for my wife overseas
one of them responded: who me?
_nope, the blonde one. i would like to fill her p_ssy with my load
she said: it would be a pleasure, but i have to go
_ok, don’t worry b_tch. i stole your phone so you gonna be back, i know

a few miles later his customer showed up
_where have you been man? i have been waiting you for almost an hour
_oh i have been smoking weed, i’m sorry
now give me the green, you know the precious one. quickly! i wanna start working in this business with glory
_there you go, but there are missing some
_keep the rest, actually i need your help
we gonna do a prank call to a b_tch of mine
_ok dude i guess that’s fine
_hi i’m your dad and i would like to l!ck your ass
_that’s not even possible but i invite you to come
_yeah see you there, i gonna whipp your ass
he found her, but the access to her personal sp_ce was denied
_but you said you would be nice to me
_yeah, i lied
so he grabbed her shirt and rape the b_tch
this is for every time you ignored me
this is for every time you acted like you don’t know me
_but what about my boyfriend? he wouldn’t agree with this
_why are you telling this to me?
i didn’t ask you to be my girlfriend, did i?
even if he gets angry the least i can do is helping him overdose
_but why you acting so sh_tty now
_just because i don’t like him and i keep imagining you sucking him somehow

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