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heyyitskris - super mario vs. sonic the hedgehog كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
super mario
vs
sonic the hedgehog!
begin!

[verse 1: mario]
wahoo!
let’s_a_go!
it’s_a_me, mario!
f_ck_a you, you blue cuck!
i’m better at olympic games!
i do not agree with nintendo’s stance on g_y marriage
she’s 4_a years old, do not cream the rabbit and give her your carrot!
you and your liberal army are no match for the very first video game!
your games go so fast, i have a seizure and can’t even play!
you’ll go back to bankruptcy when i show you nintendo power!
my raps are so hot, it’s like i took the opposite of the ice flower!
[verse 2: sonic]
red like a republican?
that’s pretty cringe not gonna lie
with how much of a recolor luigi is, i’m gonna be dissing the pair of ya
you rinse_repeat your game formula, why do people even buy?
with how you enslave the toads, what is this?
early 1800s america?
my frontiers always stay lit, with your games why even bother
i haven’t seen so much filler since mario kart 8’s roster!

[barack obama]
i just wanna say, sonic’s games are hot and he’s even hotter

[sonic]
thanks obama!
if bread in french is pain, then peach’s love life is a f_cking bakery!
and there’s more p_ss in your fandom than when eggman p_ssed on the moon!

[tails]
maybe propose to peach if you want to stop being cucked every night

[sonic]
pumped full of 1_ups, heh, talk about pro_life

[verse 3: mario]
bounce around more than my checks to the irs do!
this_a fight isn’t close to compare
you had to bring two queers in to assist you
that’s a_not_a_fair!
luigi, take the f_ckin’ stage!
[luigi]
oh yeah, luigi time!
i use he/him and am a trans man
if i can transition like this, you too can_

[mario]
oh, you’re_a_following the trends, huh?

[luig]
ma_ mario, not now please just let me_

[mario]
i respect you luigi, you’ll always be my sister

[luigi]
this is why i_a_hate you!

[mario]
is that a reference to the creepypasta “i hate you”?

[luigi]
shut the f_ck up and leave me alone

[mario]
it’s just_a_phase luigi
[verse 4: sonic]
well, that just happened
it was pretty f_cking uncanny
anyway, to lighten the mood
time to bring in my main man chef kirby!

[chef kirby]
wait, what?!
sonic, you’re not even my sonic!
we’re mixing up universes this doesn’t make any sense like what_

[sonic]
who cut the beat?

[mario]
is that_a oc?

[verse 5: coldsteel the hedgeheg]
nothing personnel kid, it’d be a crime
if i were to go back on the promise that i made for you
so don’t step over that like, or else friend you’re gonna have a bad ti_

[sonic]
no!
who k!lled coldsteel?!

[verse 6: lord x]
you just keep rhyming nuts and p_ss; that isn’t funny!
stupid memes won’t get you_

[mx]
hey guys, sorry i’m late, traffic was bad
anyways, you just keep rhyming nuts and p_ss; that isn’t funny!

[lord x]
hey, i was here first!

[mx]
yeah, well you stole my lines!

[lord x]
i don’t see your floppy p_n_s on it

[mx]
don’t make me come over there and suck on your magnum dong!

[lord x]
do it then sweetie!

[hypno]
lord x, mx, there you guys are_
what the f_ck are you two doing?

[mx]
get out, we’re having hot g_y s_x!

[hypno]
ah, f_ck, i’m gonna cum!

[squidward]
i am squidward, i am_

[outro: lost gold]
dead

- heyyitskris

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