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heyyitskris - five nights at treasure island vs. five nights at wario's كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
five nights at treasure island!
vs
five nights at wario’s!
begin!

[verse 1: photo_negative mickey and oswald]
welcome to my island, want me to fire my shots off?
because what’s my original series to this fnaf 1 ripoff?
with all its models ripped from super smash bros. brawl?
no wonder your series is oblitus, no wonder it took a huge fall
i took your mama_mia and showed her my pizza_pie
your game isn’t scary, it just makes me wanna die
i plapped your moms cheeks, it was uncanny, get rid of your light_skin stare
i’m about to go over there and rip out your very stupid, dumb mustache hair!
but mickey, god says in the bible to be kind to thy neighbor
shut up you stupid christian!
your opinions are f_cking wrong!
now suck on my photo_negative magnum dong
i’ll hit the f_cking whip and nae_nae all day long
time in the hourglass is running out on this very lit song
no one wants to hear your religious sh_t oswald, can’t you understand?
i got lotion all up and down my sh_t, i’m a freak man…
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, i’m feeling romantical
[verse 2: wario]
wah!
it’s_a_me, wario!
and you f_cking suck
not suck like that tasty the face gawk_gawk
i’m gonna curse your series like i did to my factory
and while i’m at it, i might as well get that entity sloppy toppy
this is_a wah/fem moment if i say so myself
oh my god they hit the pentagon, guys! (wahhh!)
i’m too saddened by this news to_a continue
but you’re all queers, you all suck
good day to you

[verse 3: classic the face and undying]
aw d_mn, we boutta get litty in this b_tch
yo, mr. undying i got the meth_
…
you know we stayin’ lit down in the p.c
classic the face is my name, don’t wear it out please
i got no f_ckin’ legs bruh, that sh_t kinda crazy
but at least i got heroin which makes me happy happy
undying…
take the beat away…
brotha
…
ooo…
f_ck…
yeah, go off bro
let him cook, let him cook
[verse 4: waluigi]
the only thing that’ll be_a cooking is your loss
your cavern is stupid
no wonder they chopped off your nuts
waaa!
did rosalina send me back in time again?
because your model looks like f_cking god awful dogsh_t like what the f_ck were they thinking?

[verse 5: impure mouse]
i really like your t__th, so don’t take this the wrong way
but when your jumpscare plays, waluigi, it gets me h_rn_ay
they removed my f_cking eyes, but i can still see you
waluigi, please marry me

[waluigi]
i don’t have standards so “i do!”

[verse 6: bowser and toad]
it’s me, bowser
and it’s toad, b_tches!
you may have one more hour
but we’ll make sure 6 am ain’t coming b_tches!
covered in blood, guess it was your girl’s time of the month
breaking in your casa, it ain’t no hassle
sorry treasure island gang, but mother is in another castle!
burn your sh_tty series down, like i did to wario’s face!
call this sh_t mario kart, because we’re coming in first place!
_treasure island jumpscare sound_
[verse 7: acephalous]
gorsh!
you’re all queers
you should all k!ll yourselves
i could feel your vibrations, it was f_ckin’ sh_t
but not as sh_t as your photoshopped series, b_tch!
sorry bowser and toad, it’s just business
you’re so forgotten, i’m surprised you were in this
five nights at wario’s is a dumbass series
you’re only remembered because of markiplier milkies

[verse 8: mario]
i’m_a shut you the_a f_ck up there!
go back to your sh_tty island’s 97/20 mode
you stay corruptus, i don’t think it’s_a fair
although i agree, g_ys don’t deserve rights, you goofy chode
wahoo! let’s_a_go!
mario is back bro!
and this time, my back_up won’t be_a sh_tty
introducing my sister, luigi

oh_a_no!
i can’t believe luigi k!lled herself!
why?! what could of_a stopped me from losing my beloved sister?

[luigi]
k!ll yourself you transphobic f_ck!

[verse 9: pete]
it too early for chrimas
it too early to diss you
it too early to stop cheating on my wife with the face
it too early for my casa tip to be warded away
it’s me, mr. casa, and i am here to stay
you know up in that attic, i got that wd_nosquee
you know i’m also smashing that classic the face_ussy
i may of been locked to custom night in the first game
but mr. casa will never_ever go the f_ck away
it too early to pay my child support_

[interlude, spoken by mother and pete]
that’s why i haven’t been getting it?
because you’re such a dead_beat you refuse to pay it?
do you not know how hard it is to raise 9 f_cking children?
and the fact you’re on here talking about our little the face incident?
oh guys look, it’s my ex_wife mrs. casa here
why won’t you just let me continue searching for the milk in peace?
we were abandoned for over 20 years how the f_ck do we have milk on this godd_mn island?!
and can you for once in your life, stop saying “it too early?”
like jesus christ, what the f_ck did i ever see in you in the first place?
is it too early for you to stop being a b_tch?
that’s it pete
uh oh

[verse 10: mickmick]
you never managed to pay your child support on time!
now your stupid ass also can’t bust any rhymes!
as our kids mother, hourglass will rise!
and you pete, you’re gonna f_cking die!
your casa was a waste of time!
don’t bother trying to deny!
when undying has more personality then you, you should just f_cking die!
the face, i’m glad i never saw you as a son!
because you’re all dead to me, b_tch!
don’t bother trying to run
_mickmick’s jumpscare noise_

[outro: wario]
and now for my fire mixtape
baldi, baldi!
baldi’s in the elevator
i got a shiny new quarter in the elevator
baldi_

[mx]
you just keep_

- heyyitskris

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