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haydn startzel - scurvy bitches ain't shit lyrics

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[chorus 1: haydn]
thar she be, smelly as the sea
and with a nose so keen you can smell her scurvy
i don’t know, how far i’m willing to go
but no matter what she carries thar she blows

[verse 1: real miles, (geomeat)]
here on the ocean some sailors goin’ without proper forms of protection (gonorrhea)
a stupid decision in reverse vision due to the risk of infection (uh)
aids on the high seas, or at least hiv
ain’t the only thing to worry
what’s a sea_faring voyage without dental spoilage
because of the illness of scurvy? (shiver)

vitamin c on the high seas could’ve spared me from this fate (arr)
but, alas, my captain’s an ass and lemons were not in the freight (with a hook)
so at least grab a condom, and please wrap your willie, before you decide to f_ck
because just like the lead singer of queen, you might be out of luck

[chorus 2: haydn & real miles]
thar she be, smelly as the sea
and with a nose so keen you can smell her scurvy
i don’t know, how far i’m willing to go
but not matter what she carries here comes nolan

[hayden]
yo, nolan! nolan wake up it’s your verse, dude!

[verse 2: nolan]
scurvy b_tches ain’t sh_t
barnacles on this d_ck
girl has big tits?
i don’t give a sh_t

stds ain’t worth money and money ain’t worth as much as honey
so honey, let’s quit being funny, and f_ck until it gets sunny
if you think i have standards, b_tch you’re wrong
now show me that ass without the thong
typhoid, tb, the flu, or the cold
as long as you’re female, b_tch i’m sold

grew up in scituate, home of the sailors
kicked for varsity, had mrs. naylor
my d_ck’s so big i might need a tailor
to carry condoms and my inhaler

nolan out!

[chorus 3: haydn, real miles, nolan]
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ra da da, da da_da_da_da da da
ra da_da_da da da da da da da da da!

- haydn startzel

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