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haydn startzel - back at home depot lyrics

[verse 1: woody works]
it’s friday night you know where we go
the boys take a trip to home depot
looking for some p_ssy at home depot
that’s stores the best spot to meet hoes
girl has me harder than the concrete row
got me going harder than this beat though
now i’m getting head in home depot gotta change the name to dome depot

the second i walk in
saw this b_tch that just clocked in
she was in the isle with the do kn_bs
next thing you know we’re talking bout bl_wj_bs
she said come back to my prius
that way no one could see us
she asked me if i believe in jesus
i believe in you getting on your knees b_tch

so we were in the parking lot
in her employee of the month parking spot
knock on her window it was her boss
i’m pretty sure his name was scott
she rolled down the window, of her rover
he didn’t get mad he said scoot over
next thing i know, he’s rubbing on her shoulders
things got weird, so i said it’s over

that kind sucked, no time to cry
i need another suck so i went back inside
i need to find my home depot bride
that’s when i saw her on the other side
of the store
this hot home depot wh0re
was bent over showing me how to paint a floor
when she turned and said give me some more
i was like “yeah, mhmm, oh shore”

[verse 2: jpags]
i just came on a piece of toast not that bread covered in nutter b_tter
only with my d_ck ain’t playin’ with you f_ckers
b_tch i’m gooper might drop another
sh_t, i don’t know
they can’t tell the difference might nut in some snow
my rap sh_t ain’t perfect i’m just tryna grow
if you ain’t f_ck with the lyrics at least f_ck with the flow
rap’s kinda feelin’ like my mission, no _ary
just took a dump at 3 am with the lights off that sh_t was kinda scary
i could talk a lot of sh_t but i’d rather take action i’m just tryna be it
might take a dump in a home depot display toilet then i leave it
every time i’m in the store that sh_t is the furthest thing from boring
homer d poe makes my wood hard like flooring
swear i feel too real fleshlight
procrastinatin’ i’m like i’ll just do it next night
b_tch you ain’t sh_t like a fart
lyrics probably caught em by surprise like a shart
drank a seltzer, aidan burns, then i p_ss
and i jacked off now it burns when i p_ss
check the tape you know i only drop hits
twitch.tv/jpags please give me some bits
f_cked up if you ain’t got me in your lineup
times up through the ranks i’m tryna climb up
take a chance, rollin’ the dices
b_tch i’m on the come up, heat rises

[bridge: woody works]
i just f_cking on the mattress
this s_xy home depot bad b_tch
telling me she loves my package
while i poke her from behind like she sat on a cactus
the regional manager was her man
he found out and was not a fan
i got kicked out like jackie chan
now i have a lifelong home depot ban

- haydn startzel lyrics

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