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gridline studios - jim henson vs jeff dunham كلمات أغنية

[intro: announcer]
gridline rap battles
jeff dunham
versus
jim henson!
begin!

[verse 1: jim henson (mr. tibbs)]
looks like we’ve circled around to the mind behind cirrhosis
i’d say your puppets make you look more stiff than poliosis
i’ll burn you bad and serve you as the swedish chef’s chili
that triangle’s can tank_erous, but there’s no way i’m not still seen
looks like i’ll invade your domain, but skip the paige that mentions audrey
i’ll ring you like a diving bell, with or without the rubber sleve
i spit a labyrinth of rhymes, can’t control the chaos, son
i’ve made adventures of a lifetime, but your ‘nut don’t get the job done

[verse 2: jeff dunham (betaspark)]
you’re only one piece of time, seems like you could use a cough drop
this hideous creature must’ve come out of his own shop
when i sprinkle on your french buns, your fate is worse than streptococcus
be cautious with your raucous since you only profit nonsense
you cause more scars than your acne, and your beard just ain’t enough
i can rock you like a fraggle if you want to be redux
you did leave this world a better place; your presence made it worse
and i do mind the monsters in the worlds where you immerse
[verse 3: jim henson (mr. tibbs) and kermit the frog (redfriction)]
better not flaunt your showcase; your halloween looks more like christmas
you’re rapping is illegal; i’ll get jalapeño business
you’re just a z_list celebrity, while we’re gigantic superstars
hollywood stops at our signal; that’s how relevant we are
while you were staring in the mirror; my audience was the one laughing
i’ll give you a frog’s_eye view of life’s greatest rapping
you need to argue with yourself to decide whether to spare me
when your gold filler’s a sign you want your sugar daddy’s d

[verse 4: jeff dunham (betaspark) and little jeff (ryan shackle)]
end your “benefits” with sam and friends as i spark your insanity
i’d only lose in your dreams; nightmare on sesame street
looks like peanut isn’t the only one thrown off of your high hill
you’re invoking s_x and violence, but you’re as charismatic as nigel
you threw out your only oscar? your humor’s darker than a crystal
seems you’re bene_superficial, even more than artificial
there’s nothing left to say about these glorified proctologists
with all the cr_p you spit, no wonder your toys are bottomless

[outro: announcer]
who won?
guess who’s next!
give us suggestions!
_ahem_
gridline rap battles!

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