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george carlin - flesh colored band-aids كلمات الأغنية

flesh colored band-aids. that’s another thing we left the blacks out of, man. didn’t consult them at all. flesh colored..we didn’t even consult all the whites on that one. ya ever notice them band-aids? i don’t know anyone that color. it’s kind of an off-coffee. i don’t know n-body like that. and i’ve never seen anybody with their pores laid out in grids like that, man. f-ckin’ science fiction. but some businessman had to pick that color out. he had to approve it. some man who was -ssigned a pad…a pencil…a place to write…had to ok the art department. art department brought up all the sh-t- “let me see..55, 51, i dunno..51, 53. that’ll be flesh! 53!” wow! didn’t even bother me.

flesh colored crayons p-ssed me off! i was a war baby. 1937- i was maybe 8 years of age when it was over. and flesh colored crayons didn’t come in for a long time, man. flesh colored crayons came in when i was 19. i had been out of coloring for over a year by then. i had gone through rubbing orange and red together.

another color that bothers me is blue! why is there no…. blue…. food? there’s no blue food, man! blueberries are purple. a lotta things- blue on the vine, blue on the vine. bullsh-t! purple! there’s no blue food, man! someone has the blue food! we want the blue food! blue food probably bestows immortality! (depressed:) where’s the blue food? oh, occasionally you get some bad-ss jello in the cafeteria that looks blue. that’s all, man. that’s all. maybe a piece of hard candy. one outta two of the pieces of hard candy are blue; it’s a pain in the -ss. have to explain them away. “what about the blue..” “never mind, -sshole. it’s mint or some sh-t and it has nothing to do with color. green is lime, yellow is lemon, orange is orange, red is cherry. blue is nothing, man; there’s no f-cking blue!” and then they drop the little round blue things in your mouth. i’ll show you what it is; it’s a sour ball…(crack!) aaaahh! gl-ss! left over from halloween. wow!…

- george carlin

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