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geekslayer - nerd life lyrics

ay yo i grew up on the mean streets of a gated neighborhood
you know i be living that hard life
i got a temporary tattoo of mario on my hand cause i’m so hardcore
yeah, let’s go!

allow me to introduce myself got seven plaques up on my shelf
work at intel tech support
i rule at quidditch, no other sport
they tell me to call myself michael on the service phone lines
but my real name is sanjay dasguptasinghpatolai
i’ve had a fear of pretty girls since i was the age of 5
but now they all just lovе me when i’m fixing up their hard drivеs
i don’t play around, i gotta get it right
i’m king of chemistry, call me walter white

so put your swords up swing em around
ladies know i’m the best trainer in town
i got a white belt, i know how to fight
put on your glasses and live the nerd life

i’m nerdy, i’m st_rdy, i’m built real tough
i’ll k!ll your laptop cause i go so rough
everyday, rpgs and fps
take off my shoes and slap your breast
i put my thumb drive in that fat32
i’ll ram all night till i make that screen turn blue
i run like qwop and i will not stop
don’t worry baby cause i’m always on top
so put your swords up swing em around
ladies know i’m the best trainer in town
i got a white belt, i know how to fight
put on your glasses and live the nerd life

i said hold up, hold up, hold up girl, i’m busy now
i’m playing team deathmatch, let me finish this round
every time i’m typing code, man i don’t get mad
it always says system error: too much swag
hey you see that girl, seeing how she rolls
it seems that her graphics card is outta control
we’ll try to impress her and be cool guys
but instead, we walk away cause we’re really shy

so put your swords up swing em around
ladies know i’m the best trainer in town
i got a white belt, i know how to fight
put on your glasses and live the nerd life

my name’s bentley, work for tech support
booties on the ‘tube, hit ‘report’
gpa higher than my weight, that’s a lot
raise my dungeon for camelot
larp every day and i’ll never quit
steal my hot pocket and i’ll throw a fit
i swear to god i’ll show you affection
it’ll hit you in the face with a yeast infection
girls come and check my kickass tablet
working all night on them java applets
jay on the mic, i’m so d_mn lyrical
only use metric, no empirical
i don’t brush my t__th, i got that bluetooth
i walk around my neighborhood in a wizard suit
so put your swords up swing em around
ladies know i’m the best trainer in town
i got a white belt, i know how to fight
put on your glasses and live the nerd life

- geekslayer lyrics

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