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gaming all star rap battles - superman 64 vs big rigs كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
gaming all star rap battles
battle 41
battle of the trash
superman 64 vs
big rigs
press start to begin

[verse 1: superman 64]
there’s no time to waste, prepare to feel the pain i bring
winning this will be as easy as missing my rings
you’re wasting my time, so i’m stopping the bars
you know i make a living throwing you punk ass cars
big rigs? suck my big d_ck! i’m leaving you torn
this super_bland superman will un_stick you from the floors
top of the line graphics ought to make you unhinged
’cause your rhymes fall right through just like your bridge
[verse 2: big rigs]
you think you got speed? watch me back up in this b_tch
you can fly around the world? you’ll twitch in a glitch!
build a bridge and get over it, i’ll fall right through it
don’t come near my glitchy game unless you wanna feel sick
this motherf_cking trucker’s warning you should heed
unless you wanna get slammed by my infinite reverse speed
you’re not winner; flying through f_cking rings
you’re as brain_dead as the other driver… (car crash)

[verse 3: action 52]
lights, camera, action! 52, the best game has arrived
from flying through mcdonald’s arches to controlling a baby that cries
all i see are clunky scr_ps of cr_p trying to rap
try to battle me? you’ll be kicked off of this choppy map
loaded with your favorite games, mostly sp_ce shooters
i’d rather play alfredo or jigsaw than you two losers
you call yourselves fast? meet micro_mike, you d_mn b_st_rds
i’m worth 199 dollars, the action game master

[verse 4: the cheetahmen]
jumping into this battle, we’re the motherf_cking cheetahmen
and this time we don’t need a jump glitch to win
52’s mostly sp_ce invaders, we’re the next ninja turtles
you b_tches are just glitches, at least we get a sequel
if you wanna get through us, then you gotta rape an ape
we stomp your asses like you were a big ass saddam hussein
our theme’s pretty good, but our controls will surely break your zen
you’ve finally reached 52 so now… the cheetahmen
[verse 5: battletoads]
it’s rash, and zitz, ’bout to pop these guys like pimples!
we’re actually decent out of all of you, we’re winning this, it’s simple
give you giant fist, or giant boot, headb_tt y’all like a ram
ow, dude, you hit me, i can do that? ain’t this a bunch of cr_p?
hit the pause b_tton and you can’t help but jam along
all of action 52’s controls are confusing and wrong
we come in hard and fast, like we were a wrecking ball
it’s difficult defeating us like it is to dodge the walls

[verse 6: teenage mutant ninja turtles]
cowabunga dudes, here comes the tmnt
we’ll treat rash and zitz like any other blemishes, creamed
cheetahmen? battletoads? man, the turtles are where it’s at
drown y’all like us in the sewer, ’cause you’re all just cr_p
52’s expensive because he’s probably about the wealth
you’re more annoying than the beeper when we run low on health
cheetahmen may have a sequel, but we got up to 3
just like our nes game, we’re impossible to beat

[verse 7: hotel mario and link cdi]
we gotta battle these pr_cks… yes, and you gotta help us… over there! squadala!
you guys are so boring, so get ready for dinner
i can’t wait to battle these sh_tty games, we’re the winners
mai boi, you will die and if you think you’re gonna win, you’re wrong_oh
after we finish our verse, we’re gonna bomb some dodongos
cdi will c_u lose, more flow than spaghetti
we toast these toasts, so let’s_a get ready
all these sh_tty games can’t compare to our blow, son
so mario, did these fools win? no? i won!
[verse 8: atari et]
from the avgn movie, it’s the et mc, pr_cks
link, to talk to people, you stab ’em in the d_ck
unlike you all, i just need five weeks to kick ass
your games are uglier than my face, so this will end fast
i’m an alien alias motherf_cker with a brain, man
et, phone home to victory, you’ll be failing
oh sh_t, i fell in a pit, now i can never get out of here
you’ll be followed with no escape! shaking in fear

[verse 9: ghosbusters]
et, shut the h_ll up because n0body even cares
we bring raps so hard, we’ll leave you tiptoeing up the stairs
need some rapping fuel? just run over a gas tank
if you wanna beat this game, you better have some big bank
we proved the justice of our culture, fighting stay puft made of bananas
we even get more difficulty by fighting off living coffee cups
what we say to the cdi’s dialogue? yeah, that’s lame
conglaturation! you have been beat by a great game

[verse 10: extreme paintbrawlle]
extreme is right, paintball that’ll leave you needing diapers
you battle ghosts way less than f_cking drunk drivers
take a stroll through my glitchy land, t_bag you ’til you puke
’cause this is a war_zone, not a place for you fools
wanna rumble in the desert? well, i got a d_mn paintball army
say what you want, we got better graphics than atari
put your hands up, b_tches! you’re all out the battle for good
took you all down better than ljn ever could

[verse 11: ljn]
you shouldn’t talk, paintbrawl, not my fault you’re all glitchy
i’d rather play duke nuke forever than your ass being b_tchy
mc ljn, ruining all of your favorite classic movies
play with my franchise if you like things loony and spooky
with my game_play, i made freddy and jason even scarier
you can ask avgn, like him, i’m coming in to bury ‘ya
i wouldn’t send you to the future ’cause no one will play you sharts
you guys are bigger failures than my console video art

[verse 12: the angry video game nerd]
you know what’s bullsh_t? the fact i’ve made you gaming history
i’ll lj end you all, and r.o.b. this victory
i’d rather eat buffalo sh_t than play you piles of cr_p
i’d glove to f_ck you up with a nintendo power b_tch_slap
i doubt you sh_t pickles will appear in game informer
you guys were probably made by guys with mental disorders
bugs bunny birthday bash your f_cking heads in, leave you listless
you’re not on my wishlist, you belong in the 12 days of sh_ts_mas
my fame is bigger than the pile of sh_t you’ve created
sonic ’06 is great compared to what you have all been rated
lackl_ster? please! of horrid software, you’re the chancellors
i made my movie on you all and left you b_tches cinemassacred what the f_ck were they thinking?!

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