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fronthole funkopops - screaming peanut butter head كلمات الأغنية

yay! that was totally g_y!
even my front hole is clapping, here, listen
that was the best front hole love song i ever heard

hey, can you tell us a front hole ghost story please? oh please please
ok, i have a scary one, it is called “screaming peanut b_tter head” and it’s a true story

there was this white cisgender n_z_ who lived in arizona and he sold fentanyl to illegals
he always bought the fentanyl from the cartеls because their fеntanyl was the best fentanyl
one day he decided he didn’t want to pay the cartel for the fentanyl anymore
so they abducted him and took him out into the arizona plains

they buried him up to his neck in the dirt and all you could see was his head
then they smeared several jars of peanut b_tter all over his head then they drove away

soon all the coyotes could smell the delicious peanut b_tter and they all circled the head
he watched as they approached, the coyotes began l!cking the peanut b_tter and soon began biting his skin
then they began tearing the skin off, they tugged and tugged until his tongue came out and then they ate it
he was screaming and screaming as two coyotes each bit into his eye sockets

his eyes were still working even as the jaws of the coyotes chewed them
he could see glimpses of their t__th, tongues and throats flashing each time their jaws opened and closed
chewing and chewing until his eyes popped and then the coyotes began chewing into his brain
he screamed and screamed as blood and brains and peanut b_tter were all mixing together
he was a screaming peanut b_tter head eaten alive
and sometimes when the wind is just right you can smell peanut b_tter
and still hear his tongueless screams howling
oh no! that’s too scary, change the topic
here, listen, i have a super rare audio recording of buzz aldrin on the moon singing helter skelter

when i get to the bottom
i go back to the top of the slide
where i stop and i turn
and i go for ride
until i get to the bottom
and i see you again

helter skelter
helter skelter
helter skelter
helter skelter

turn that off no one cares, let’s do another front hole song!
yay!

- fronthole funkopops

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