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freshy kanal - loki vs count olaf كلمات الأغنية

rap battle!
loki!
versus!
count olaf!
begin!

loki:
oh, then you’re surely joking!
you must be the reason odin still hasn’t awoken
your whole broken series of prose
must’ve bored him to tears from the open
put the boudelairs’ chosen heirs in woes for their fortune
yet poe tends to be more potent
look away, or the bitter, grumpier mr. tumnus
will pluck your eye out with his goat chin (ha!)
long ago, you l_sted over the stage
your dreams were crushеd because you skipped lеg day
watch the god of tricks ragna_rock a diss!
like violet’s signature, you’re left not dominant
are you close friends with heimdall?
cuz that nose bridges the nine realms!
so many flaws like a hotel
if only your folks had raised you better
than you raise that eyebrow
as a villain you are so trivial, its outrageous!
i influenced millions to bow down and make way
you’re insignificant, ridiculed by children without safety
tried pilfering riches but ended up klaus chasing!
marvel’s undebated talking film adaptations
you placed in a railroad scene, it was so much of a trainwreck!
im shapeshifting, you’re out of shape, shifty!
when this snake’s bit ya like your dad you’ll have holes in your pale neck!
i doubt this sleazy creep could even read of the evil deeds iv’e been completing
this mortal being ought to steal some mischief from me, please!
even if you look me up, you’ll still be beneath me!
olaf:
what was that sloppy verse? i wanted roast beef, dammit!
so call me the hulk, this rap is low_key slapping!
out of both of odin’s sons you’re the only one
looking like an avatar carcass! (james!)
when fighting fire with an arsonist, you better keep your ass guarded! (flames!)
old man, your whole plan got out of hand, thats so sad!
im olaf but this dope dropped off the bridge like “bye, frosty the snowman!”
your bro’s the goat of gods, you’re the god of goats
if you swallowed your pride, you would probably choke
i dont got that hocus pocus or that mind control
but still keep my staff under my control!
you’re so h_rny, but i get it dude
your whole family tree’s a f_cking petting zoo
heard your pregnancy was violent, not surprised your poor privates are blue
remind me not to go horse riding with you!
of course, im more striking than thor’s lightning
my author could better handler task of writing
adored ideas than the broad psyche of norse vikings
who thought “right! what if a court jester had h_rns that were all spiky!
is it just me, or is it melting in here? somebody toss me water
after all, im still parched…

loki:
….from thirsting over my foster daughter!
you met kit snicket and she thought you were a fun guy
being with you k!lled her harder than the fungi!
then you had a girlfriend, but she wasn’t down for the count
once she was in, you had to opt out!
i see through your acts and the threats you excrete
a count more fabricated than sesame street’s!
take this scepter beneath your chest ending your spiel!
im not talking patrick harris when i get you to kneel!
snicket:
now count olaf has just been burned. a word here which means personally hurt by the deep meanings in loki’s quick quips. however….when you are as blindsided as olaf, you might not know when to q_

olaf:
quit the talk! compared to my seas your threat’s pale!
your directors never let your story arc set sale!
i study snake biology, not mental health
but with that family drama, you should get help!
after thor’s image fleeted, i needed a kiwi
to save my series of unfortunate screenings
and i thought i could be loved by my father and thor but no!
for you, thats not how the story goes!
funny how balance is your boss’ schtick
yet he left your neck in bits before you got a split
your birth family left you to melt like a frost kid
gave you the could shoulder, odin had to let ya hopkins!
asgard died and your lives were disrupted
no vfd could save its very fiery destruction
go drown your shame in your bar with no doors
‘cuz iv’e taken advantage of another spoiled orphan!

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
the next rap battle is on the way!

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