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fred figglehorn - learn how to drive كلمات أغنية

ok let’s see, fred f_ figgleh_rn?
that’s me!
are you ready for your driving test?
oh yes sir!
ok, pull the car out slowly
here we go!
i said slowly!
uh _ oh sorry

so here i am behind the wheel
with the instructor from the dmv
i just went the wrong way, down a one_way street
and now everybody’s yelling at me!
the instructor screams “fred, back it up!”
so i threw the car into reverse
i got back on track, i said “just relax”
there’s no reason for you to curse!

driver :
learn how to drive!
uhhh s_sorry!
get off the road you stupid!_
ahhhh!
learn how to drive!
my bad!
you just smashed into my brand new truck!
whoopsie daisies
learn how to drive!
i’m sorry, ok
you idiot! get off the road
don’t be rude!
learn how to drive!
oh..sorry!
youre totally out of control!

now i’m in my groove and i’m looking cool
i only ran six stop signs (no big deal)
i guess i’m such a good driver, get my own parade
here comes the sirens and the red lights! (oh yeah!)
so i hit the gas, to see how fast
i can dodge obstacles in the road
and to ace the test, keep the instructor impressed
i did it with my eyes closed!

learn how to drive!
uhhh s_sorry!
get off the road you stupid!_
ahhhh!
learn how to drive!
my bad!
you just smashed into my brand new truck!
whoopsie daisies
learn how to drive!
i’m sorry, ok
you idiot! get off the road
don’t be rude!
learn how to drive!
oh..sorry!
youre totally out of control!
pull the car over, now!

wow! he’s probably going to congratulate me on how awesome i’m doing on my first driving lesson!
h_llo officer!

in all my years as a police officer, i’ve never seen anyone drive like you

oh my gammit! i’m so flattered, thank you! ok well i’ve gotta go, see ya!

hey, hey! get back here!

bye officer!

i’m the best driver in the world!

we pulled up to the dmv
instructor’s crying like a little girl
must because he’s proud that i did so well
got excited that he started to hurl!
got out of the car, forgot to put it in park
it just rolled over the instructor’s feet
caught up and jumped inside, i made it just in time
almost flattened granny claus in the street!

- fred figglehorn

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