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[intro: announcer]
rap battle (it’s fanmade, but still pretty cool!)
guy fawkes
versus
the joker

[verse 1: guy fawkes]
en garde, draw your weapons, jester
no gag gifts or laugh mist, i demand better
i’ve seen you selling burgers, you’ll wish to fight fieri then
‘cuz i’m about to drive in my sword right through that scary grin
i get the ’19 fl!ck, though my mind is curious
i just have one question: why so serious?
at the end of this, you’ll have a rope around your neck
before i deal with a king, i’ll take a joker out the deck

[verse 2: the joker]
this caped crew_traitor fails in his attempts to mock me
wait, john johnson’s a d_ck? huh, shocking
when i go to prison, i don’t get a day, skippy
they only gave you november ‘cuz you’re dressed for thanksgiving
captured for your dud plot of bombing the protestants
hung, drawn, and quartered, but you used your own common sense
‘cuz instead of facing it, you snapped your own neck on a whim
you handle bars just about as well as robin did
surprised james thought to cut your arms and your legs
‘cuz with that mustache and beard, i’d say “off with his head”
and as my verse concludes, remember, remember
after a long halloween comes the 5th of november
[verse 3: guy fawkes]
recycled, repackaged, rebranded old stories
with fans just as rancid as this mad d_ck before me
i would think by now you’re used to knowing when an act’s done
from the comic stands to when this comic stands up

[verse 4: the joker]
can’t be compared, as far as penmanship goes
if they gave me a pencil, they’d get lead to the dome
snitching on your crew, ‘cuz the torture was ungodly
turning gunpowder posses to suicide squadies

[verse 5: guy fawkes]
it seems you forgot, so i’ll be your informant
even batman broke his one rule for leto’s performance
i ran with and mass with a pack of my catholics
you danced with the devil into vats of acid
harley was a psychologist when they locked you
now you punch her ’til she blends in with her costume
how is it that you make the asylum seem safer?
with such a bad romance, it fits who will play her
i feel sympathy, your past must be wretched…
…is what i would say, if it actually meant sh_t
you make up your trauma like actor’s prosthetics
this clown isn’t funny, he’s sad and pathetic
[verse 6: the joker]
thought you had barrels loaded, but you leave me puzzled
i’ve seen more gunpowder used aimed at the wayne’s couple
they tortured this sad sack, sliced off his nuts clean
now you’re v for v_g_n_, and women aren’t funny
your little plan went to sh_t all because you couldn’t light a torch
now they mock and parade dozen symbols of your lifeless corpse
and that day every year is how you are known
a fitting punchline for a failed k!lling joke

[outro: announcer, the joker]
who won?
who’s next?
this was made in 100 hours!
rap ba—
would you like to see a magic trick?
stay the f_ck away from me
b_tch!
i don’t even f_cking do these types of outros
and i see why, b_tch

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