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family guy - puberty's gonna get me كلمات أغنية

chris: ♪p_b_rty’s gonna get me.♪

♪no way to stop it now.♪

♪i offer a plea, just let me be.♪

♪but p_b_rty says “no how.”♪

♪i’m just a ball of pimples and zits♪

♪i’m feeling funny inside.♪

♪p_b_rty’s gonna get me♪

♪and there’s nowhere to run or to hide.♪

♪two years ago while my skin was clear♪

♪nothin’s the same as it used to be.♪

♪now that i’m growin’ i’m watchin’ fox♪

♪’cause i’m too old to watch abc.♪

♪in my pants there’s lot of hair♪
♪growing as if to spite me.♪

♪my scr_t_m looks just like a werewolf.♪

♪i’m scared that it might try to bite me.♪

♪ohhhhhh……..♪

♪p_b_rty’s gonna get me♪

♪there’s nothin’ i can do.♪

♪thеre’s no one to blame for all my shamе♪

♪and no one that i can sue.♪

♪after i turn from twelve to thirteen♪

♪oh, how i wish i had died.♪

♪p_b_rty’s gonna get me♪

♪and there’s nowhere to run or to hide.♪

♪when i was younger i hated girls.♪
♪they were too gooshy and soft and cute.♪

♪now when i see one my legs get weak♪

♪and my w_ng makes a hitler salute.♪

♪once i used to like sheryl crow♪

♪she was talented and plucky.♪

♪but now that i’m older and wiser♪

♪i see that she’s just really lucky.♪

♪ohhhhhh……..♪

♪p_b_rty’s gonna get me.♪

♪i’m just completely screwed.♪

♪i beg and i say, “please go away♪

♪and bother some other dude.”♪

♪everyone says, “hey, don’t be a spaz♪
♪just try to take it in stride.”♪

♪p_b_rty’s gonna get me♪

♪i can feel it deep down inside.♪

♪i’m covered with fuzz♪

♪and i’m crying because♪

♪there’s nowhere to run.♪

{applause}

lois: by the way peter, do you know what next friday is?

peter: uh, yeah, it’s a movie with, uh, ice cube and that other guy who looks like rudy from fat albert

lois: no, i mean a week from this friday. do you know what it is?

peter: uh…donald rumsfeld takes his annual cr_p?

lois: no, i mean it is that too, but it’s something else

peter: um, rosh ha_sha_na_na? you know when all the jewish people get together and put on a variety show? hehehehehehehehe

lois: no, peter, it’s our anniversary!

peter: oh yeah?! oh, see? this is why i need a palm pilot

lois: you forgot again, didn’t you?

peter: maybe. oh, hey, uh, lois, you got somethin’ in your ear there. heh, what da, wuh _ what is this?

lois: {gasps} peter, you got me a ring! oh, it’s beautiful

peter: eh, it’s nothin’. i mean they charged me up the assh0l_ for it _ i had to sell my richard marx record collection of my 7th heaven blooper reel where stephen collins says “jesus christ, i just stubbed my godd_mn toe.” boy, did the wb try to keep that one under wraps!

lois: oh…

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