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episode 9: aiden's bad word - combofun scripts كلمات أغنية

vox: okay, aiden, i have to run to the store really quick. can i trust you to stay home by yourself?

aiden: by myself?

vox: yes, by yourself. don’t do anything wrong. just sit right here for like five minutes and i’ll be right back

aiden: can i pee in the sink?

vox: no

aiden: can i pee in the bathtub?

vox: no, you know what, aiden? whatever. you have to come with me

aiden: okay

_in the car…_

vox: alright, we’re at the store

aiden: what’s a store?

vox: it’s a place where you buy stuff

_dr. flugslys walks in front of vox’s car, vox brakes_
vox: oh my_ jesus!! get out of the road, you fishstick!!!

dr. flugslys: can you give me some change?

vox: i don’t have any change! just go away! jesus, the nerve of people

aiden: fishstick?

vox: w_ aiden, don’t say that word

aiden: why, fishstick?

vox: that’s a bad word. i didn’t mean to say it, i was just mad

aiden: _turns to dr. flugslys_ you’re a fishstick!

vox: aiden, don’t say that! _turns to dr. flugslys_ go away!

aiden: go away, fishstick!

vox: no, shhh! aiden, don’t say that word

aiden: alright, fishstick

vox: no, aiden. it’s a bad word, stop it!
aiden: okay, fishstick

vox: aiden!!

_vox pulls up to walmart parking lot_

vox: ok, aiden. we’re at walmart, so can i trust you to stay in the car and be good?

aiden: no

vox: _sighs_ way to be honest, aiden. well, okay, we’re gonna go in the store for like five minutes. i gotta grab a few things, okay?

aiden: okay, fishstick

vox: and don’t say that word!

aiden: alright, fishstick

vox: aiden!!

_in the store_

vox: okay, aiden. i just have to get a few things from the store, okay? so just please be good

aiden: okay, fishstick
vox: aiden, don’t say that. we’re in public, just stop it! _turns to the shelf of lightbulbs_ okay, lightbulbs. i need a normal lightbulb

husk: _angrily_ excuse me? what did you just say?

vox: _nervously_ i_ i_ i need to get a normal lightbulb

husk: a normal lightbulb? why does it gotta be normal, huh?

vox: because it’s perfect, look behind you! it’s the normal lightbulb, that one!

husk: why can’t you just get the hazbin hotel collab one, huh? hazbin hotel won’t do? it won’t work for you?

vox: i mean, it’s_ i’m pretty sure it’s fine, but i just eed a white one

husk: so hazbin hotel ain’t good enough, huh?

vox: what_ it_ it is_

husk: is that what you’re trying to say? are you just being offensive to the hazbin fans? you’re nothing but an offensive boy

vox: wha_ wha_ no, i’m sorry. i just need a…

husk: apologize right now! hazbin hotel matters! season 2 drops on october 29, 2025!

vox: o_ okay, i’m sorry

aiden: hey, fishstick

vox: aiden!!

husk: excuse me? what did you just say?

vox: i’m sorry. that was my_ that was my adopted son. he_

husk: so i’m a chicken finger, huh?

vox: no, i have nothing against you

husk: you know what? call me out of my name one more time, if you just_ ooh i swear to god, say one thing, i swear!

vox: _turns to aiden_ aiden, don’t say anything else, don’t say that word

aiden: okay, fishstick

vox: aiden!!

husk: _angry_ wait, you’re calling me a fishstick again!?!! _beats up vox_

_in the car, vox having a black eye_

vox: aiden, sit in your seat and put your seatbelt on!

aiden: fishstick!

vox: aiden, no! you got me beat up at walmart for saying that word. sit down, just wait till we go back to combofun industries

aiden: fishstick!

_in vox’s room_

vox: okay, aiden. you’re gonna sit there in time_out, and think about what you did!

aiden: what did i do, fishstick?

vox: stop saying that word!

aiden: why, fishstick?

vox: aiden, stop it! _sighs_ i’m just gonna call velvette

aiden: okay, fishstick

_later, velvette is here_

vox: h_llo

velvette: vox, what’s wrong? you sounded really upset over the phone!

vox: i am upset!

velvette: what’s wrong?

vox: it’s aiden!

aiden: what up, fishstick

velvette: aiden!! where did you hear that word!?

aiden: _points to vox_ vox taught me

velvette: vox!!

vox: i can explain. you see, me and aiden were on our way to walmart, and a random guy jumps out in front of my car and i almost hit him. so i was really mad, and i said “you fishstick!” and aiden heard me, and now he won’t stop saying it

aiden: fishstick

velvette: you can’t say those things in front of him. he’s very impressionable, his mind is like a sponge

vox: i know

aiden: fishstick!

vox: aiden, don’t say that word!

aiden: what word?

vox: fishstick!

velvette: vox!

vox: what?

aiden: fishstick!

vox: aiden!

velvette: don’t say that word anymore!

vox: what word?

velvette: fishstick!

vox: hey!

velvette: sorry

aiden: fishstick!

vox: aiden, if you keep saying that word, i’m gonna fl!ck you on the mouth!

velvette: vox, you wouldn’t!

aiden: fishstick!

vox: aiden! i will fl!ck you on the mouth if you say fishstick one more time

aiden: then do it, fishstick!

vox: that is it!! _fl!cks aiden’s mouth_

aiden: aah!!

velvette: vox, stop!!!

vox: _continues fl!cking him_ you made me do this!!

_minutes later, vox & velvette on the couch, velvette crying_

vox: i think i dealt with that situation very maturely

velvette: _voice breaking in sadness_ y_ you didn’t have to be that hard on him, vox

vox: what are you talking about?

velvette: you hurt him!

vox: hurt him? no, i just fl!cked his mouth five times, six times the most

velvette: five times too many!!

vox: well, he’s a tantrum kid!

velvette: i’m gonna go look for him

_velvette looking for aiden in the kitchen_

velvette: hey, aiden? where are you?

aiden: _in one of the cabinets, silently crying_

velvette: oh, there he is. _opens cabinet_ aiden, how are you doing?

aiden: _silently crying_

velvette: are you okay?

aiden: no, my lip hurts

velvette: i know…

aiden: vox bruised me

velvette: no, he just fl!cked your mouth. he was very upset

aiden: no, velvette. he was grabbing me by the neck, punching me in the face, knocking my t__th out, and shoving me in lockers

velvette: no, aiden. that didn’t happen

aiden: yes it did… fishstick?

velvette: _tearing up, angry_ yes! yes he is!!

aiden: vox, you’re a fishstick!!!

velvette: come on, aiden. let’s go get ready for bed

_velvette tucking aiden into bed_

velvette: alright, aiden. just try to relax now, and in the morning you’ll feel better and you’ll forget everything.’

aiden: forget? how do you forget bruising!?!

velvette: aiden, he didn’t bruise you. he just fl!cked your mouth, that’s all

aiden: what’s the difference?

velvette: aiden. just try to relax, alright? love you!

aiden: love you

_velvette walks out and closes the door, but aiden pulls out his phone to call 911_

jax: _on the phone_ 911, what’s your emergency?

aiden: mr. police officer man? vox bruised me

jax: w_ what!?!

_meanwhile, velvette & vox on the couch_

velvette: well, i tucked aiden into bed

vox: you know, all i did was fl!ck him

velvette: i don’t want to have this conversation!

_they both hear a knock on the door_

vox: w_ who could that be?

_vox & velvette go to the door, and jax as a cop is there_

vox: h_llo?

jax: yeah, i got a call here about a bruising

vox: w_ what?

jax: yeah, i got a call from a child saying he was bruised

vox: w_ what?

jax: yeah, and i forgot my hat. i’m all kinds of ticked off! so which one of you is it? _turns to vox_ i’m looking at you, tall guy! people who are tall are clearly people who hurt people

vox: wait, wha_ i_ … _remembers aiden_ oh… aiden. he has a phone. come inside

jax: i was about to come inside before you said it

_jax, vox, & velvette on the couch_

vox: aiden! get in here right now!

aiden: what up, fishstick? ya wanna bruise me again?

velvette: don’t say that!

vox: aiden, there’s a police officer here

jax: is that the kid?

vox: yes, officer. this is aiden. now, aiden. tell the nice police officer exactly what happened

aiden: …_points to vox_ he bruised me

jax: _angry_ oh, really now kiddo? i knew it was the tall guy!

vox: i didn’t bruise him. i’ll tell you exactly what happened. earlier today, me and aiden went on a drive to a store and a random guy jumped out in front of my car and i almost hit him

jax: you almost hit someone with your car?

vox: i did not hit the person, he jumped out in front of_ nevermind whatever. anyway, the person made me mad and i yelled “fishstick!” at him, and aiden kept repeating it. he got me beat up in a store, so i fl!cked him on the mouth for saying fishstick, and now he’s saying i bruised him

jax: oh, so you hurt a child! _turns to velvette_ is this true?

velvette: y_ yes… he did fl!ck him.. on the mouth really hard… m_ multiple times!! _bursts into tears crying_

jax: oh, that’s it vox! you’re coming with me!

aiden: bye, vox! don’t get beat up or bruised!

_the news comes on_

blitz: breaking news! the worker for voxtek industries has been accused of child abuse, and vehicular assault!

_end of news segment — vox comes back_
velvette: what’s up, ya wanna hurt aiden again?

vox: i’m out on bail, and i got my driver’s license suspended

velvette: well, at least you won’t be able to run over any people!

vox: i didn’t hit him with my car!

velvette: that’s not what the news says!

_news comes back on_

blitz: and we have an interview with the guy that got hit by the car, goes by the name dr. flugslys. let’s go to that

_the news cuts to dr. flugslys standing outside_

dr. flugslys: that car came out on nowhere, broke my arm, fractured my skull, ran me over multiple times

_end of news segment_

velvette: _turns to vox_ vox!!

vox: oh, come on! i didn’t hit him with the car, he was trying to get a check!

velvette: oh, whatever!

vox: where’s aiden, by the way?

velvette: why? so you can hurt him again? fatty!

vox: what!?

velvette: fatty fatty fat fat fat!

vox: where did that come from!?

velvette: i don’t know, i’m just really upset, okay? poor aiden

vox: well, where is he?

velvette: he’s in los angeles doing an interview

_cuts to the intro to the dr. blitz show_

blitz: h_llo and welcome to the dr. blitz show! i’m here with aiden, who was allegedly bruised by vox. i know this is difficult to talk about, but in the best way that you can, please describe the situation that happened in your own words

aiden: _crying_ well, vox, he uh… he kept grabbing me by the neck and punching me in the face.. and i screamed and i cried.. but he_ he didn’t care.. he just kept beating me up and shoving me in lockers, and i cried and cried, and he said, “you’re gonna take it!” and i took it!

blitz: _concerned_ my goodness… i am so sorry, what a fishtick! everyone, what a fishstick!

vox: what is going on!!? i did not do anything! all i did was fl!ck his mouth!

velvette: well, you didn’t have to be a fishstick!

the end

- episode 9 aidens bad word

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