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epicrapbattles10 - jack sparrow vs harry potter كلمات الأغنية

[verse 1: jack sparrow]
yo, check it! my name is jack sparrow!

you wouldn’t find love if cupid shot you with an arrow
i find gold in treasure chests
but you’re too busy looking at hermione’s br__sts!
i use a sword, making every battle tragic
you fight wars with just a little wand of magic
like seriously potter, who do you think you are?
i’ll leave bigger marks than lord voldemort’s scar!
your d_ck is small and round, just like a penny
and if you don’t believe me, than go and ask jenny!
you want to battle me? please be my guest
i’ll ride over you as if i was the hogwarts express!

[verse 2: harry potter]
when i enter battles, you know i’ll never fail
just go jump off your ship jack, and get eaten by a whale
i’ll dis you so hard, you’ll have a rapping seizure
and last time i checked, you don’t have a girlfriend either!
with my wand, you will never get bored
and the funniest thing is it can k!ll faster than your sword
all i have to do is wave my wrist
no need for swords or punching with fists!

[verse 3: jack sparrow]
oh harry potter, causing so much commotion
just shut up and go drink your stupid magic potion!
your disses are terrible and your rhymes are bad
at least i actually have a mom and a dad!
this is your first rap battle i assume?
so do us all a favor and fly away on your broom
listen to me harry, it’s time to focus
enough of your silly little hocus pocus!
[verse 4: harry potter]
jack sparrow, it doesn’t seem like you have a clue!
i don’t need magic to win a battle over you!
your hideous face just makes me want to hurl
more so than your ship you call the black pearl
my disses are so cold, you’ll be asking for a coat
then i’ll throw you overboard, so i hope that you can float!
you’re just like a twig, so easy to bend
i’ll show you what it’s really like to be at world’s end!

- epicrapbattles10

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