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epic rap battles of extreme - mario vs link كلمات الأغنية

[verse 1: mario]
it’s_a me, mario! i just beat world link _ b_tch
i can spit more than you with a mask that don’t quit
don’t try and hit; i’ll stomp on you like a goomba
you’re not a legend at all but i’m actually super
go back to hyrule where i rule, you’re about to get schooled
by the mario fools, you got a fairy brain, did you go to school?
it’s over link, you lost ’cause your rhymes are profound
it’s hard to battle me when you’ve ben drowned

[verse 2: link]
will you ever get your hand up peach’s skirt? oh h_ll no!
my flow is like the money you’ll never make; it’s worth gold!
your games are so repetitive, i’d rather play f_cking q_bert
and thеn there’s you, a pizza_loving, italian b_st_rd
you’re likе bomberman, because you being here is a bomber
yeah i may be a little elf but at least i’m not a fat plumber
your games never end, so like bowser, i’ll get meaner
stop this feud now as i play my ocarina!
[verse 3: mario]
mamma mia! ’bout to squish a little boy with my boots
how can you rap, you fairy, when in your games, you’re mute?
i know i may be fat, but at least i’m not a g_y elf!
i’ll burn you with a fire flower then i’ll make you burn in h_ll!
let’s_a go, kick his ass all the way back to the lost woods
let’s face it, link, without my influence, your games wouldn’t be half as good
been beating king koopa since the ’80s with my rhymes
you say you have the tri_force yet you can’t tell the time!

[verse 4: link]
you’re a f_cking fatass, how do you fit going down those small pipes?
i’ll k!ll you with my master sword and you won’t get a second life!
i’m the true king of nintendo, no way you’ll win this
i’m the hero of time, b_tch, don’t try to make a diss!
swing my master sword so much you could call me toby turner
take your power_ups, turn you to ice, then i’ll burn ya!
i’m the true king of nintendo, end of discussion
i’m the winner of this battle so there’s no complection

[verse 5: red]
what’s up, b_tches? red trainer has arrived!
by the end of this battle you will never make it out alive!
i’mma shock you like a pikachu, flame you like a charizard
you have to realize that you both won’t get far!
i got squirtle and ivysaur by my side, there’s nothing you can do!
you two are worse than my enemy, blue!
you’re gonna get screwed ’cause you’re about to fall!
you can’t win this, so come and suck my pokéb_lls!
[verse 6: megaman]
it’s megaman here, time to finish off this rivalry
once i bring the heat, you guys will be feeling the irony!
link, you’re just a f_ggot, mario, stop being such a furry
red, you’re the worst, stop promoting animal cruelty!
i was dead but now i’m back to beat you all finally!
i got the perfect plan to win, just ask dr. wily!
in the smash i’ll beat you all because bullets shoot faster
y’all will plummet into disaster when i shoot my mega blaster!

[verse 7: solid snake]
they call me snake, about to k!ll you with my venomous flow
i’m number one in this game, call this super smash bros
megaman, what’s your mega blaster have against my snipe?
and mario, do your job, ho, unclog the pipes!
i can’t take you losers, you’re all giving me a headache!
i’ll take peach and zelda to my castle to taste my solid snake!
you guys are just glitches who can’t even rap
i’m out, you guys lost now, i’m done with this cr_p

[verse 8: victor reznov]
for mother russia
imma reznov! time to warn you _ you’re gonna get shot
i may be cold_hearted but my raps are just hot!
i outlasted world war ii and saved the life of alex mason
i’m the spirit of the red army, you don’t know who you’re facing!
you b_tches cannot win this, your raps are just too weak
i’ll shoot you with my rhymes, call it a five rhyme k!ll streak!
i’ll behead the snake and make megaman less of a man
then slaughter all the pokémon and link mario to his wrath!
verse 9: dovahkiin]
it’s time you guys just stop and let the true winner take this!
the elder scrolls say i’ll burn you all with a fiery hot diss
link, you’re just a ripoff, mario, quit the sh_t!
i’m penetrating you so hard, so it’s best you just quit!
megaman and solid snake, don’t even try to diss
because we all know your names are the opposite definitions of your d_cks
once you see my biggoron’s sword, you p_ssies will head on home to your moms
now let me finish off this battle with my mighty fus_ro_dah!

[verse 10: franklin clinton]
it’s time to finish this battle off with the almighty fc!
don’t think any of you have flow, ’cause i’m a gta mc!
my game has car crashes and prostitutes, what you got?
a red plumber who doesn’t plumb and a blue robot with a small c_ck!
solid snake? come on! who you trying to fool?
and red, quit shoving animals in b_lls and stop acting like a tool!
imma shoot you all like i did to trevor and mike!
before i go, i gotta say, you guys are dikes!

[verse 11: nathan drake]
look out losers, i’m the hero who’s important
verbal destruction is coming and it won’t be drake’s misfortune!
clinton’s more like bill or nixon and it’s his ass i’ll be fixin’
i have the eye of indra, dovahkunt, so you better listen!
reznov, get ready, you see, you’ll be begging for mercy!
when i drown you in my riches and leave you topsy_turvy!
you b_tches are just glitches, who’s games are truly lame!
call me the playstation all_star because i get all the fame!

[verse 12: steve]
yo it’s steve! and you guys should try to face the facts!
beat you all like bear grylls, ’cause this is minecraft!
your asses just proved why people are now playing computer games!
mario getting high on mushrooms? that is f_cking insane!
and red, how would you like to suck on my pokéb_lls!
let the leader do it, son, don’t try and fight with pokémon!
solid snake, no one will fall for that, stop hiding in that box!
megaman, go back to sucking dr. wily’s little c_ck!
link, your sword is big? how about you see my diamond sword?
cut you into tri_force pieces and take zelda as my reward!
vik, you’re a ripoff of stalin, but you’re just as worse!
i’ve got the best flow so i don’t even need a second verse!
drake, you’re not amazing, your victory is uncharted!
you all are failures, it’s time y’all departed!
this battle just ended, so wipe off that d_mn frown!
none of you will top me so i’ll put you all on shutdown!

- epic rap battles of extreme

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