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epic rap battle parodies - simon cowell vs gordon ramsay كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
gordon ramsay
vs
simon cowell
begin

[verse 1: simon cowell]
time to spit rhymes so fiery, you’ll be letting out a howl
cause this p_ssy chef is about to get some one_on_one time with simon cowell
you can’t cook sh_t, even if it’s literally a big steaming pile of t_rds
you’re from shakespeare’s hometown, but you’re terrible with words
i’m rich and influential, you can’t buy me, calm your racket
why are you yelling at chefs when you couldn’t even win a black jacket?
i f_cking hate you and all your shows because it’s just an act, your
rhymes suck, but i got what it takes, i guess you could say i have the x factor
[verse 2: gordon ramsay]
jp, open h_ll’s kitchen, it’s time to smash in this assh0l_’s jaw
what the f_ck are you doing, syco? your rhymes are f_cking raw
oh, i’ve seen your shows, you’re not a judge, you’re a first_class whiner
get your act together, d_ck_face, this isn’t a f_cking fast food diner
i’ve written tons of books and been on sh_t_tons of shows
red or black? pfft, it’s not like i’d expect you to f_cking know
you married a make_up artist? what the f_ck is wrong with your face?
evidently, britain’s got talent, just not in your case

[verse 3: simon cowell]
what in the bl__dy h_ll was that? that was dreadful, my god
not to mention you go apesh_t over one raw piece of cod
i don’t mean to be rude, but your rhymes are utter trash
calm your ass, you don’t need to yell 24/7, you’ll still earn cash
shut up, wh0re_don ramsay, and for god’s sake, quit your b_tchin’
quit trying to rap, just grab a tampon and get back to the kitchen
your restaurants don’t have such great reviews, uh_oh
and your raps are just so d_mn awful, even paula would say no

[verse 4: gordon ramsay]
me, awful? you can’t even tell if someone can’t sing
if i can fall off a cliff and live, your rhymes won’t do a f_cking thing
by the end, you’ll be ill, no divo, understood?
go back to banging fat susan with your little piece of wood
you say you’re better than me but i must make a correction
how can anyone speak positively of you? you created one direction
now that you have been defeated by the one and only gordon ramsay
p_ss off, get the f_ck out, you’re done, okay?!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
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epic rap battle parodies
epic rap battle parodies

- epic rap battle parodies

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