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epic rap battle parodies - ötzi vs. elsa كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies!
elsa
versus
ötzi
begin!

[ötzi]
straight from the similaun its the abominable ötzi!
here to diss the deuteragonist of an overhyped movie!

this ain’t halloween nor christmas, but here’s a run for your money
i’ve combined the two, you see, i’m an ice cold mummy!
don’t mess with a neanderthal!
this here is your sequel and it won’t end happy after all!
so gather your anna, hans, kristoff, and a sven!
to watch me melt the ice witch of hans christian andersen
i’m a warrior, strong as the mountain i roadblock
you’re a moody marshmallow as soft as olaf
i’m strapped with a longbow, so if you try to diss me
there’ll only be 12 more wh0r-s left in disney!

[elsa]
chill, bear grylls, i’ll show you a predator
got a high temper, but too low of a temperature!
so, p-ss the mic, or catch a blast of ice!
get lost on a hike? get sacrificed!
you wish to skirmish? you’ll lose your epidermis, you mummy!
’cause i’ll whip you worse than that worm in your tummy!
once upon a time, scrooge mcgruff lost his brush
and got stuck in a gully when the queen lost her glove!

[ötzi]
its not called singing when you belt and scream
you’re even more of a mistake than adele dazeem!
quit your sellout schemes, think of what your fans would say to ya
if they knew my country pitied those in scandinavia!
i’ll thaw your -ss with a copper axe
let’s watch you rap when your talking rocks are smashed
while you’re painting your nails and you’re swinging your purse
i’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!
for the first time in forever i’ll be the freeze-er
your rhymes aren’t sick, you just have frozen fever!
with hammering cold disses, i’m best in the game
and your kingdom’s going south into incestuous reign
you’re a danger to yourself, so neglected, defected
cross my territory, you’re getting’ shipwrecked, kid
so while i stay frozen, your throne will grow rotten
time turned me golden, and turned you forgotten

[elsa]
the snow glows among the whitest of hues
for a queen to fight would be strictly taboo
but when i’m through, you’re gonna need a couple more tattoos!
’cause i handcrafted the kingdom that k!lled you!
sheath your shaft and your ashy handles!
or i’ll turn ‘fritz’ into frozen fractals!
return to your minute museum and leave my palace
or i’ll have to re-shatter your phallus!
i’ve been blessed with the power to freeze!
you’ve only been blessed to eternally sneeze!
i bet the iceman once had rhymes much colder…
but then you took an arrow in the shoulder!
i’m not the good girl i used to know…
and you’re no hero, no skin, just bones
to avoid a cliffhanger in ötzal’s snow ?
accept your fate and… let it go

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic rap battle parodies!

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