epic rap battle parodies - carl johnson vs patrick star lyrics
carl johnson:
yo, look at this crunk sh_t, i’m battling a pink blob
watch me pull out my gun, pop pop, just like cod!
i’d rather play panoramio than watch your d_mn show
think twice before f_cking with the homie from the grove!
your humor’s outdated, what, are you living under a rock?
oops… i didn’t realize you were that dumb, i forgot!
your own neighbor hates you, man, when will you be done?
h_ll, your only f_cking friend is a drugged up yellow sponge!
patrick star:
yo, my name is patrick star, i can play instruments
wait… is mayonaisse an instrument? no… ridiculous
i’ll send you to rock bottom, so suck my yellow head
after i win, i’ll stick a golden star on this pr_ck
you’re just jealous, ’cause i’m squidward, i’m squidward, squidward, squidward
you’re just stupid like texas, i’ll shrink you likе wumbo, you nerd!
i’m underwaaaater b_tch, you look likе some steam
when you lose, just do what i do when i have problems, scream!
carl johnson:
yo homie, you’re just angry ’cause you can’t see your forehead!
frankendoodle bowled off your head, but at least he gets more head!
b_tch ass_hole, you look like some pink jelly
i’ll murder you like i did to freddy
alan, andre, little weasy, jizzy b
kane, lance, bone mendez, with a t
snakehead, witness, edward, and benny
big poppa, melvin, and mother f_cking marco forelli!
patrick star:
you’re uglier than the ugly c_ntitty named d_ckle the nickel
and your d_ckle has more warts than kevin the pickle!
you’re just jealous ’cause i’m squidward, i’m squidward, i’m squidward
you’re just stupid like texas, i’ll shrink you like wumbo you nerd!
i’m the star of this battle, i’ll stab you like a needle
and i’ll ride victory like a pirate ship, leedle leedle leedle!
once there was an ugly barnacle named carl
he was ugly that everyone died…. the end
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