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epic rap batles of history - spongebong hemppants vs spongebob in china كلمات أغنية

[intro]
epic rap batles of history
spongebong hemppants
vs
spongebob in china
begin!

[verse 1: spongebob in china]
what a glorious sunday morning!
better check my government calendar instead of snoring
oh boy! i fight green pile of death
try to get through this rap batle without smoking crystal meth
i’m surprised n0body stops you
when you smell like hilarious rubber dog p__p
you can’t even form a diss, in your head, there isn’t much room
when your brain completely melted like it was a bunch of mushrooms
you so lazy, the most you do is only talk
leave you faceplanted in the ground like you’re tony hawk
you’d have an even less amount than me in your bank
it won’t be a good morning whеn you face my more tanks!

[verse 2: spongebong hemppants and hashbrick]
byehеheh, hashbrick, is that mob psycho?
huhuhuhuh, who cares, i just wanna get high bro
okay hashtrick! let me go get the seaweed
ahhh! what? we’re all out of sea weed!!
wait, this guy’s house is surrounded by some smoke as we’ve seen!
oh, you’re right! maybe we should ask him for seaweed!
great idea, hashbrick! our hard work sure paid off!
unlike this stupid assh0l_, at least we get to have a day off
it must be tough to deal with labor worse than murder
but if you’re too poor to afford it, i’ll have that dolphin burger
(bahahaha) he looks funnier than spliffward
if he didn’t want the smoke then maybe he shouldn’t mince words
[interlude: robot chicken spongebob and spongebob in china]
what the f__k’s all this propaganda?
trying to teach children all these adult topics!
rap battles are supposed to be for kiiiiiids
you little yellow b_st_rd_

[verse 3: robot chicken spongebob and spongebong hemppants]
(ayy) shut the f__k up, china
or i’ll kick you right in your little v_g_n_ (ayy)
i’m gonna put the smackdown brother (ayy)
you look like sonic the hedgehog’s mother (ayy)
bahahah. shove it up your taint
your whole show was animated with paaaint
even if i broke it down, you would never draw the line
because you’re too f__king busy getting high all the time!
aaaaaaa_ now you’re gonna see me when i blow up
created by adults who have never grown up
you disgust me. get out of my way
and leave the gen x humor buried right back in the driveway

[interlude: spongebob and patrick rob a bank]
you talkin’ sh_t about paint bro? let’s make some mothaf_ckin’ noise

[verse 4: spongebob and patrick rob a bank, and cashier]
okay assh0l_s, let me see the f_cking bread, dawg
not from you, you probably made it with fish heads (yuck)
empty your pockets! we don’t have all day
wait! this guy’s barely got sh_t despite working like a slave!
time to open up this bag and see our wagers
what the f_ck, this is just toilet paper
uh, actually, i need to borrow that
_sh_tting noises_ …ok i’m ready
guess who motherf_ckers, yeah we’re back once again
hand over your f_cking money or i’ll blow you to oblivion
h_ll no. ¡basta! _shoots everyone_
patrick! we got the money! now it’s time to live large
_patrick is shot by spongeopp_
[interlude: spongeopp and squidwock]
so they think they can really hit the bank like us?
nah, they can’t f_cking do it like us. mhm
i’ll show them how to make a f_cking diss

[verse 5: spongeopp]
pop out on this beat, b_tch i’m boxing out these squares
i was on your block, tiananmen how nothing’s there (ha)
f_ck a spongebong, we got dank all in the air
hit them with the lighter, they got smoked, it isn’t fair
run up with that switch, b_tches think i’m nosferatu
ain’t talkin ’bout the boulder when i pull up and i rock you
up it on the bot and put the chicken in my pockets
did it broad day ’cause i know n0body’s watching (yeah)
your b_tch saying ooh like it’s sophie on her playlist (rip)
i hyperpopped an opp, i chopped the top and left them brainless
ain’t azealia, we the ones who do the bank theft
inefficient b_tches cannot get into my paycheck (yeah)

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic ra_bahahahaahahahahahaha_p
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