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epic rap batles of history - simon cowell vs gordon ramsay كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
gordon ramsay
vs
simon cowell
begin!

[verse 1: gordon ramsay]
j.p., open h_ll’s kitchen, it’s time to smash this assh0l_’s jaw
what the f_ck are you doing, syko? your show’s so f_cking raw
it’s just kids singing and r_t_rds doing foul stuff
i’d get more f_cking talent out of casting call club

[verse 2: simon cowell & gordon ramsay]
(x) shut up, i already want to leave
your food’s so bl__dy gross that i would rather drink bleach
making fun of our contestants, really? that’s quite cheap
maybe you’re mad that they’re more talented than you’ll ever be
we’re live on this fight, no scripts. your kitchen nightmare
like f_ckin’ h_ll man, your sh_t’s more poorly staged than dhar mann
even outside the stagе, i’m surprised you’re not banned
with thе racism, misogyny and visits from the taxman?
oh f_ckin’ h_ll! quit it you f_cking c_nt, you’ll hear this
i’m a fair critic, you’re just an assh0l_, get the difference?
your h_ll’s kitchen doesn’t scare me, you’re a terrible actor
and when it comes to business saving, i’d rather call up jon taffer
[verse 3: gordon ramsay]
wow, that’s disgusting, yucky
here, look, the verse isn’t even done yet, f_ck me
you’ve given up, see? you don’t even care
i hope britain’s got talent, ’cause it wasn’t f_cking there
had enough, have you? quit being a f_cking b_ll_nd, then
i’ll wrap you up in disses, call it beef cowell_ington
you’re f_cking lackl_ster, all critique and no force
i spent your whole f_cking verse thinking “where’s the d_mn sauce!?”
and f_cking calm it with the surgery antics
your face has got more plastic than the f_cking atlantic
you’re like casu martzu; all cheese and full of maggots
i’d serve you at my restaurant, but we don’t allow f_ggots

[verse 4: simon cowell]
you don’t serve f_ggots? mate, i don’t get you
’cause last i checked, that sh_t’s right on the menu
for an alleged top chef, i find it quite absurd
how you can’t cook sh_t, even if it’s literally a big steaming pile of t_rds

[verse 5: gordon ramsay and chefs]
my sk!lls bred 5 star chefs across the nation
no one’s ever heard an x_factor champion on their radio station
so do spare me of your petty yappin’
before i slam you through the wall like a raw piece of f_cking salmon
and that dumb smile makes me wanna scream
i’m so feared on tv, i even haunt marge’s dreams
so gather around, teams, yeah? this one’s your final test
go f_cking serve this pr_ck a knuckle sandwich (yes chef!)
[verse 6: simon cowell]
what in the bl__dy h_ll was that? that was dreadful, my god
you’ve got more anger issues than a discord mod
i gotta be honest with you, you are a right sod
with the charm and charisma of a raw piece of cod
you used to be something, yeah i know you’re quite bitter
you’re 50 and wasting days mocking vegans on twitter
and now, obviously, you’ve lost. but don’t let that detract ‘ya
’cause with that sarah on your corner, perhaps you’ll win the ex_factor (ha, ha, ha, ha!)

[outro: the announcer and gordon ramsay]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap_ oh for f_ck sakes, put in some f_cking energy!
uhh, yes chef! rap battles of history!

- epic rap batles of history

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