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epic rap batles of history - pac-man vs alan wake كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
alan wake
vs
pac_man
begin!

[verse 1: alan wake]
the names wake, i’m a famous writer
i slay fakes with my magic lighter
you can’t remedy my blows; you’re at max payne
so now i’ll make you my b_tch, you’ll be cl!cker trained
ms. pac_man? (psshh) she don’t miss pac_man
when i’m with your miss, we smoke a pack, man
i’m at the game awards; your sh_t is lame, i’m bored
of this pellet_popping maze_running fan of vore
whatever i’m writing’s coming to life like scribblenauts
i’m a hardened specter shooter, you’re a little dot
leave you a ghost chomping at defeat ’cause
i’ll be taking another slice out of this cheese pizza

[verse 2: pac_man]
yo yo yo! what it is, motherf_cker?
you’re that bozo on that talk show; andrew somethin_or_other
man, it’s clear you’re gaming’s sl_t in fortnite and dead by daylight
so why don’t you chomp on these b_lls? head by g_ylight!
you’re always getting namco high, home stuck in your cabin
i’d let you gobble my b_lls, but you can’t handle my pac_age
i met your wh0re wife and you know that i pucked her
she’s just like my game: anything for a quarter!
i got that waka waka flame; you’re barely a. wake
i’ll pac a punch to your face, but also to sam lake
you’re tryna be john wick but you look like morbius the most
hey pal, why don’t you make like my enemies and uh… ghost?
[verse 3: alan wake]
let’s finnish this, i’ve been stressed out all day
you’re only the champion of light in an arcade
i’m telling you… if i don’t hear a single good line in your next verse…
i think i’m gonna lose my mind!

[verse 4: pac_man]
you took out a pen and started to get inky
saw a bunch of ghosts all ethereal and blinky
i see a girl and i get kinky in their pinky
while you uh… clyde!

[verse 5: alan wake]
…pac_man has bad rhymes?
that’s it! i’ve f_cking had it with these rap lines!
i’m having a quantum break spinning out of control!
i’m in max payne 2, you can’t remedy my soul!
why is your game so hard? what the puck, man?
i dropped it and sold it at gamestop for a single buck, man!
pac_man fever’s real ’cause you just make me sick!
it’s the end of the line for you like 256!

[verse 6: pac_man and alan wake]
your sequel forced in a chick; what are you, alan woke? (aggggggh!)
you’re out here gobblin’ b_lls too; be careful, don’t choke! (you said that already, f_cker!)
made you go “aww sh_t” when you got replaced
if you wanna act like you’re on crack, i got a free base (drugs are baaaaad!)
i don’t need to be cloned to spit like 2pac_man
you’re being a disturbance and i think you need to pack, man (shut up!)
and be real, no one’s played your sh_t so let’s end it here
there’s a reason why you didn’t win game of the year (aaaaagggggghhhhh!)
[outro: the announcer and alan wake]
who won? (not that yellow f_cker, please!)
who’s next? (don’t you dare make another one of these!)
you decide! (agggggghh!) e_! e_! e_! e_!
epic_ ([?] this?!) huh?
rap_ (now the lights went out!) er…
batles_ (that says two t’s!) _insert jumpscare here_
of history!

- epic rap batles of history

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