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epic fictional rap battles - toad vs steve كلمات الأغنية

toad:
i’m in super mario games you really should know that
i’m older than you and i’m a boss midget dude
you’re stupidly pixelated and i’m creatively animated
you wouldn’t know what that’s like because you’re a square
i’m pretty much a mushroom yeah, so what
you have a square face and also a square b_tt

steve:
generate a new world i’ll still beat you in a minute
why bother going to the castle if your princess isn’t even in it
but this is between you and me i haven’t forgot that
i’ll run you over with my minecart make you flat
when you want to talk you need a step stool
yeah, i’m a square and i’m so freaking proud
i can build things and make a huge croud

toad(enraged):
that’s it you make me so mad
why don’t you go make something that’s truly bad?
like a terrible cobble castle
ha! you’ll never learn
or a wooden house that would totaly burn
you don’t even know how to be in a video game all you do is build and earn no fame
why are you even in there? it’s just not right if all you do is mine and enjoy the sight
i’m sorry, wait, no i’m not but you’ll have to die
i’ll get my way and you’ll go, “bye bye.”

steve was k!lled by toad
herobrine logged in

disclaimer: unfortunately toad’s anger issues got the best of him and we witness him commit actual murder on set. however, herobrine was the only witness present and was there to finish things before the police comes. it was later confirmed that steve had originally paid him to gang up on toad and ensure an easy win, so tensions were already high in the studio and toad was later bailed out on parole after claiming self defense

herobrine:
how could you do that to him? you little midget
you’re a bad rapper and definitely not legit
look at my eyes. aren’t they so white?
they’re so cool and they look different, right?
it’s so crazy. i can’t believe you’re that small
you need some steroids or a wake up call
what’s going on with that head of yours?
why the hat, are there a bunch of sores?
back to your head i got off track. is it real, or is it just a large sack?
you need to learn a lesson about k!lling notch’s creations
now go sit in the corner and watch steve’s reincarnation

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