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eminem - the real slim shady (live from mtv vmas / 2000) كلمات أغنية

[intro]
may i have your attention, please?
may i have your attention, please?
will the real slim shady please stand up?
i repeat
will the real slim shady please stand up?

[verse 1]
y’all act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like pam; like tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
they first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (agh)
it’s the rеturn of the “oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
he didn’t just say what i think hе did, did he?”
and dr. dre said
nothing, you idiots, dr. dre’s dead, he’s locked in my bas_m_nt (ha_ha)
feminist women love eminem
“chicka_chicka_chicka, slim shady, i’m sick of him
look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you_know_what
flippin’ the you_know_who”, “yeah, but he’s so cute though”
yeah, i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose
but can’t, but it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
“my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
and if i’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a woman’s cl_toris is
of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the discovery channel, don’t they?
we ain’t nothin’ but mammals
well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
but if you feel like i feel, i got the antidote
women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
[chorus]
i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up?
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up?

[verse 2]
will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (nope)
well, i do, so f him, and f you too
you think i give a d_mn about a grammy?
half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“but slim, what if you win? wouldn’t it be weird?”
why? so you guys could just lie to get me here?
so y’all can sit me here next to britney spears?
yo, sh_t, christina aguilera better switch me chairs
so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
and hear ’em argue over who she gave ____ to first
little b_tch put me on blast on mtv
“____, he’s cute, but i think he’s married to kim, hee_hee”
i should download her audio on mp3
and show the whole world how you gave eminem vd (agh)
i’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so i have been sent here to destroy you
and there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me, who just don’t give a ____ like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[chorus]
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up?
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up?

- eminem

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