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eminem - the real slim shady (director's cut) كلمات أغنية

[intro]
may i have your attention please?
may i have your attention please?
will the real slim shady please stand up?
i repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
we’re gonna have a problem here

[verse 1]
y’all act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
they first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ah)
it’s the return of the… “ah wait, no way, you’re kidding
he didn’t just say what i think he did, did he?”
and dr. dre said, nothin’, you idiots
dr. dre’s dead, he’s locked in my bas_m_nt (haha)
feminist women love eminem
“chicka, chicka, chicka, slim shady, i’m sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbin’ his you_know_what
flipping the you_know_who” “yeah, but he’s so cute, though”
yeah, i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what’s going on in your parents’ bedroom
sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if i’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a women’s ____ is
of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit fourth grade
they got the discovery channel, don’t they?
we ain’t nothing but mammals
well, some of us, cannibals
who ___ other people open like cantaloupes
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh)
but if you feel like i feel, i got the antidote
women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[chorus]
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up

[verse 2]
will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (no)
well, i do _ so _beep_ him and _beep_ you too
you think i give a d_mn about a grammy? (pfft)
half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
but slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?
why, so you guys could just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to britney spears?
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
and hear ’em argue over who she gave ____ to first
little _____ put me on blast on mtv
“yeah he’s cute, but i think he’s married to kim, hee_hee”
i should download the audio on mp3
and show the whole world how you gave eminem __ (ah)
i’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so i have been sent here to destroy you
and there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a ____ like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[chorus]
’cause i’m slim shady, yes i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up

[verse 3]
i’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause i’m only givin’ you things
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
the only difference is i got the b_lls to say it
in front of y’all and i don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
i just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it, i just ____ it
better than 90% of you rappers out can
then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like ____
it’s funny; cause at the rate i’m going, when i’m thirty
i’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirtin’
every single person is a slim shady lurking
he could be working at burger king, spittin’ on your onion rings
or in the parking lot, circling
screamin’ “i don’t give a ____”
with his windows down and his system up
so, will the real shady please stand up
and put one of those fingers on each hand up?
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[chorus]
i’m slim shady, yes i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up
’cause i’m slim shady, yes, i’m the real shady
all you other slim shadys are just imitating
so won’t the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up, please stand up

[outro]
haha, guess there’s a slim shady in all of us
let’s all stand up

- eminem

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