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digital underground - used 2b a sperm كلمات الأغنية

[all parts: shock g]

[intro]

[chorus]
i used to be a sperm
was it fun?
no, it was hurry up run
[repeat 4x]

[verse 1]
many years ago i was a sperm in a ball
in a really great nation a hundred million strong
and everybody’s waiting for the big day
when they open up the main gate and let us go play
it only happens once in a lifetime
a chance to go to heaven
and in ball land, heaven means the egg
then out of a hundred million of us
only one gets to dip in
can you imagine the compet-tion?
an all-out bl–dy war to the finish line
my man al, he was swimming in a squiggly line
i said, hey cap, why you zig-zagging like that?
he said, i was raised baptist, and this is what we practice
i’m trying to go to heaven
look at page seventy-seven
it says a zig-zag line is divine
i’m like, a’ight, chill, whatever, it’s clever
me, i got a different plan
i’m swimming in a straight line, fast as i can
peace!
after that, i seen my girl reese, fine as f-ck
but she was swimming in a circle like she’s stuck
i’m like, reese, what up with it, why you not running?
she said, i’m a christian and running is a sin
i said, what about the egg, baby, what about survival?
she said, you better slow it down, greg, have you read the bible?
yeah, and the koran, and the color purple
but i strongly suggest you swim straight, not in a circle
she said i’m a heathen, and i’m having too much fun
but i left her standing there ’cause i gotta keep running!

[chorus]
i used to be a sperm
was it fun?
no, it was hurry up run

[verse 2]
then i run into this brother named ben
said suicide and holy war is how you get in
reminded me of al a little bit except without the perm
i got away from ben, he was k!lling other sperms
germs! i noticed on my left, but i kept racing
they had a flag said gonorrhea nation
expressions on they face was ugly, plus they smelled bad
i was glad when i seen my man brad
i’m like, brad, what up with it, why you not running?
i just become a mormon, won’t be doing any running anymore
oh no, another bro bites the dust
he said, have you met jesus yet?
i said, i gotta go, i’m in a rush!
you won’t find the egg like that
originally it was a curse if you’re black
oooh!
i should have slapped that cap or dropped that cap
but i ain’t got time to stop like that
how could he be so lost like that?
back to the race
i get to the main gate first but i pause
’cause i heard about them nations that were lost
to a t-tty or an -ss f-ck
imagine it
joke was on them
they were swimming around in sh-t
another hundred million of us was dead when they found them
died from the spermicide up inside a condom
cats is on my heels
i gotta think fast
i guess it looks safe
left the shaft of my world
went out in pink sp-ce
and there it was, as beautiful as all god
the mighty egg
woo!
glad it wasn’t no bl-w j-b

[chorus]
i used to be a sperm
was it fun?
no, it was hurry up run

- digital underground

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