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digbar - big dick randy: homecoming كلمات أغنية

[intro: digbar]
everybody come here, gather around this fire, let me tell y’all something i ain’t told y’all before
y’all remember big d_ck randy? (yeah)
alright, well i left out a story about him that… i wanna share it with y’all, man
that n_ggas ruthless, like
he loves comin’ out on major holidays but y’all know his favorite’s halloween
but this event right here has just haunted me and haunted me and haunted me to this day
years later, i thought i was safe
i thought i could just go to a party with my friends at my college and just chill, get some candy
sh_t, but i guess not
this gon’ be one of them ones, so everybody make sure you listenin’ to what i’m sayin’

[verse 1: digbar]
okay, fast forward, 2021, he tried to murder me
i was at a party at my d_mn university
man, it’s halloween night and everybody masked up, strapped up
you would think we was takin’ place in a burglary
fine sh_t with me, her booty natural, ain’t no bbl
i had put cologne all in my draws in case my pp spell
i got h_lla n_ggas with me, we all ready for a fun night
ain’t no way that somethin’ crazy happens to our fun, right?
man, it’s the first halloween that i’ve been out since big d_ck randy
but i heard there’s a party so i’m there and i want candy
i had text my girl and n_ggas, i’m like, “guys, i don’t know”
they said “randy’s long gone, get ready, we gotta go”
[verse 2: digbar & big d_ck randy]
so that’s why i’m at the party, no more reminiscin’
when i saw this big monkey n_gga staring in the distance
had the tracksuit, had the shoes, man, he had it all
i was just hopin’ it was a n_gga that played basketball
he was kinda tall, 7 ft, i don’t know, i was stressin’
grabbed my girl and all my n_ggas, started heading to the exit
i heard a deep voice, “digbar, where you going?
i felt every ounce of life leave my body, i was frozen
like n_gga, why the f_ck you back and why are you so big and black?
and why the f_ck are in you a tracksuit and you don’t even run no track?
man, you know why i’m back, n_gga, it’s a holiday
and i’m about to have my fun with you in a lot of ways

[verse 3: digbar & big d_ck randy]
h_ll nah, not this again, we started runnin’, bodies everywhere
if i knew he was comin’ back, i woulda shot him everywhere
steppin’ over cheeks, like in the gaps, like it’s a ladder drill
doo doo’ed on myself ’cause i was scared and my lil’ bladder filled
ran, got in the car, we lost somebody, it’s my n_gga kevin
but i don’t give a f_ck ’cause all that n_gga said was 6 7
man, randy done took everybody’s b_tt, there was like eighty pairs
we got in the car and hit the gas, and we got outta there
man i was so relieved that i still had my cheeks still
then i saw randy runnin’ fast like tyreek hill
man, we was doin’ 80 in the whip and he still catchin’ up
humans only run like 25, so how he catchin’ us?
then he jumped on the roof, he like, “boo!”, he was p_ssed off
then he grabbed the roof with his cheeks and ripped the b_tch off
now he standin’ there, his meat dangle to the dashboard
he said digbar, “when did you start liking fat wh0res?”
he grabbed fine sh_t by her hair and threw her in the road
then he grabbed my other n_gga, took his b_tt and let him go
then he sat down in the car, he looked me in my face
there ain’t no escape, every year i get that cake, n_gga!
[outro: digbar]
nah, nah, come sit back down, don’t be scared now
y’all begged me for this sh_t, y’all wanted to hear more
so why the f_ck are y’all running away from the campfire when i’m telling y’all n_ggas about it
it’s some real sh_t, man, it’s some real sh_t i went through
big d_ck randy a real n_gga, like, he really do this sh_t
like, just stay in the house, man, like, best advice i can give man
just stay in the house, that n_gga randy don’t play no games
and for everybody that thinks randy goes after kids, that n_gga is not going after kids, i ain’t ever said that sh_t
but yeah, man, i like to call this story “the big d_ck randy homecoming”, man, ’cause sh_t, i mean, the n_gga came home
i mean, n0body was expecting a popup all them years later
and sh_t, he came home

- digbar

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