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demonium nihil - president luci-fail كلمات أغنية

he came from h_ll in a three_piece suit
promised free brimstone and a demon flute
“healthcare for all! and goat for lunch!”
then he sneezed and nuked a school of hunch

he made the moon his minister of cheese
banned tuesdays, and declared war on bees
said: “every vote’s a sacred rite!”
then bit the ballot box mid_flight

oh luci_fail! president of pain!
he outlawed rain and replaced it with flame
he held a summit with a talking pie
and signed a treaty with a horse that can’t die!
(what?!)

he built a wall made of squeaky toys
declared all fish “illegal boys.”
he whispered secrets to a ham
and knighted a poodle named uncle sam

he fired the cabinet. literally. poof!
then tried to host g20 on the roof
he passed a law: “no socks allowed,”
then danced with ghosts in front of a crowd
he printed money made of cheese
then taxed the wind and banned all knees!
declared “from now, the anthem’s dubstep,”
and barked at the moon like a malfunctioning pup

oh luci_fail! the devil in charge!
he replaced all tanks with giant barge
he sent ambassadors to the sun
they melted fast — “oops, guess we’re done!”
(minister meltdown, 2025…)

so here we are, the country’s toast
we drink hot sauce and vote by ghost
next year’s plan? a flying zoo…
led by satan’s pet kangaroo!

“democracy was a nice experiment.”

- demonium nihil

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