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dan deacon - world of hair lyrics
pc: kaiser get in here right now!
k: what’s the matter police commissioner?
pc: there’s a knight hiding.
k: like a knight in shining armor?
pc: there’s a knight hiding in my room.
k: well, uh, have you seen the knight?
pc: no, but every now and again i hear him scr-ping his blade agone, agone the floor, cackling.
k: if you, if you haven’t seen him i don’t understand how you know it’s a knight.
pc: i can hear the clanking of metal as he, as he scurries behind desk to cabinet.
k: i think that’s probably just the pipes.
pc: it certainly is not, i found a big fanciful feather that fell out of his cap.
k: a feath-? i don’t- knights don’t have feathers.
pc: how can you deny that? look at this feather.
k: okay, police commissioner.
pc: imagine it adorned on top of a metal helmet, riding on an armored horse, hiding in my office.
k: tonight i’ll pick up some-
pc: i know you can hear us!
k: tonight i’ll pick up some-
pc: i know you’re out there!
k: i’ll get some knight traps.
-beep-
pc: kaiser get in here right now!
k: yes, police commissioner.
pc: i put a bird in this glue. look at it. look how pathetic it is.
k: this is just cruel. why are we doing this, police commissioner? this is horrible.
pc: you have nothing to do with it. shut up.
k: -stammers-
pc: get out!
k: i, ah, thank you police commissioner.
pc: turn off the lights!
k: i think i’m going to report you.
pc: turn the lights off!
k: i think i’m definitely reporting you to someone.
pc: get back here. get back here.
k: what? what? just what?
pc: look how pathetic it is.
k: i don’t want to look at how pathetic it is! this is horrible! what a terrible thing!
pc: hahahaaa!
k: and you’re just laughing! this is, i’m going to my own office and i’m –
pc: no, no, come here. shut up, shut up!
k: stop telling me to shut up!
pc: put your hand on the table and close your eyes.
k: no, i am certainly not going to do that!
pc: come on! come on!
k: no. gluing a bird? i’m not doing this. no way.
pc: look at it.
k: no. no! no! thank you, thank you.
pc: he’ll never fly again!
k: i say good day.
-beep-
pc: kaiser get in here right now!
k: yes, police commissioner.
pc: this coat fit me properly?
k: yea, i think you look pretty good.
pc: i can’t figure out if it’s part of. can you? come on.
k: yea, yea, i’ll help. here we go.
pc: mmmm.
k: there you are.
pc: ah.
k: how’s that?
pc: ah-ah.
k: okay. alright
-beep-
pc: kaiser i want you in my office pr-nto!
k: yes, police commissioner.
pc: hoooly moley, i got a funny joke for you.
k: oh, tell it to me! i could use a funny joke.
pc: alllright.
k: what is it?
pc: close your eyes and put your hand on my desk.
k: what are you gonna do?
pc: just do it.
k: i don’t know if this is a good idea.
pc: close your eyes and put your hand on my desk.
k: no, i think this is a joke on me, and i don’t wanna-
pc: trust me, trust me.
k: ehhhh.
pc: alright, your eyes closed tight?
k: yea.
-whump-
k: motherf-cker! why the f-ck did you do that?
pc: i hit your hand with this hammer!
k: yea, why did you, that’s not funny!
pc: haaahahaa!
k: screw you police commissioner! listen, listen, i resign.
pc: no way!
k: i’m gonna write a letter of resignation right now.
pc: you’re hired.
-beep-
pc: kaiser get in here right now!
k: ugh, yes, police commissioner.
pc: look how big that is!
k: yea, that is big.
pc: i don’t- can’t believe how big that is!
k: yea, that is really really big.
pc: wow!
k: i don’t even know how they got it in here.
pc: i don’t even know what it is.
k: yea, what- what are you gonna do with it?
pc: i don’t know, maybe um, how w- warm do you think it is?
k: i don’t know, it looks pretty warm.
pc: looks pretty warm!
k: yea.
pc: touch it with your. touch it with your skin.
k: what?
pc: touch it with your skin a little bit.
k: why don’t you touch it with your skin?
pc: oh, i’ve been doing it for hours before you got in here. touch it with your skin.
k: well, what was it doing to your skin?
pc: nothing.
k: it was doing nothing to your skin?
pc: nothing at all, touch it.
k: are you lying to me, police commissioner?
pc: nooo, nooo.
k: why do you want me to touch it with my skin?
pc: just touch it with your skin.
k: i don’t think i’m gonna do that.
pc: touch it with some of your skin.
k: no, listen, i’ve gotta get to work, there’s a lot of stuff that needs to be done. i’m not gonna touch that with my skin.
pc: ba-gawwk! ba-gawwk!
k: are you calling me a chicken?
pc: no. c-m on me.
k: thank you.
-beep-
pc: kaiser get in here right now!
k: what is it, police commissioner?
pc: my hands are turning into some sort of cream.
k: your hands are turning into a cream?
pc: oh, i can just tell.
k: well, did you, did you eat anything?
pc: when i woke up in the morning, i saw a huge cream.
k: you saw a cream?
pc: in my hands.
k: well maybe, maybe it’s not that your hands are turning into cream, maybe it’s just that you have some cream on your hands.
pc: no, no, you don’t see.
k: you’ve used all the sea?
pc: yoooouuuuuuu!!!
– beep extendido-
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