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damian lopez - biscuit and fries (skit) كلمات الأغنية

biscuit and fries (skit) lyrics
yuh, welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts
how may i help you?

yuh, lemme get a biscuit, some uh… fries… some uh…

sir, we don’t serve any of those things but there is a mcdonalds across the street, so you can order those items from there

the f_ck kinda food service are you? who the f_ck doesn’t serve f_cking biscuits?

sir, imma have to ask you to please be respectful. plus, we are a donut place, we do not serve any fast food… well… other than donuts

y’all some f_cking b_tches bro, so, how the f_ck can you serve donuts but cannot serve f_cking biscuits? the f_cking biscuits and donuts are like the same thing

sir, imma have to ask you to please stop cursing at me. i can’t really do much about that

yeah, shut the f_ck up, y’all already know you can do that sh_t. lemme get some f_cking biscuits, and fries… and uhhh… i know you sell coffee, don’t you?

yeah, we sell coffees and uhm… we still can’t give you those biscuits and fries

b_tch, i know the f_ck you can, just get your f_cking recipe for a donut and change it up and make it into a biscuit. plus, all you gotta do is cut up a potato and then fry that b_tch, and next thing you know you got fries! so why don’t you got no f_cking potatoes?

sir, we do not have potatoes at krispy kreme. the f_ck we look like? we’re not no f_cking mcdonalds, d_ld_, we’re not no f_cking burger king. we’re f_cking krispy kreme, so b_tch, you’re gonna have to get out this f_cking drive_thru and move the f_ck on. okay?

not until you give me my f_cking biscuits and fries, how the f_ck y’all sell coffee but not no f_cking biscuits or fries? those are the two greatest combinations together, so give me my f_cking biscuits and fries and let me get a mocha coffee. so i can throw that sh_t at you!

b_tch, we don’t got no f_cking biscuits and fries you dumb f_ck! go across the street and go to f_cking mcdonalds for that sh_t. we serve f_cking donuts and coffee, bro… the f_ck?
y’all on that goofy sh_t for real though, i’m__ i’m get__ i want my f_cking biscuits and fries. why the f_ck do i gotta go to mcdonalds for that sh_t? don’t y’all got some f_cking biscuits and fries? y’all the motherf_cking food service. y’all in the f_cking food service. y’all motherf_ckers gotta have some f_cking biscuits and fries

tough tits, dumb f_ck, we don’t got no f_cking biscuits or fries. y’all gotta go across the street to the f_cking mcdonalds and bother their asses for a f_cking biscuits and fries and coffee. i could give you the coffee, but then again, you not gon’ get your f_cking biscuits and fries. so you better leave this f_cking drive_thru with something to get… or you can get this f_cking ass beating from me bro. i do not play that sh_t, get the f_ck off the drive_thru if you’re gonna be wasting my f_cking time. either get the f_cking coffee or leave, but when you get that coffee, you not getting no f_cking biscuits and fries. so shut the f_ck up, get something from here, or you can just leave where you’re holding up the line and go across the street, for your biscuits and fries

fine! f_ck your b_tchass! get__ i’ll just go to mcdonalds then. f_ck you! i wanted my f_cking coffee, biscuits, and fries! you some b_tches bro

dumb f_ck. welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts, how may i help you?

yeah, y’all got uhh.. pizza?

- damian lopez

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