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cyanide and silicone - morning flush كلمات الأغنية

(c’mon!)

[verse 1: brin and dubby]
walk into the baffroom, slip, badababoom
dale’s drool spit on the floor cause he sh_t and he’s sore
i just went ahead and closed the f_cking door
and dropped my drawers
a good needed morning flush is important
p__py p__py but cause the toilet won’t flush
if i’m holding in a dump then you know i’m kind of f_cked
cause joey’s f_cking b_tt dump kind of f_cking stunk
what, clogging up the drain it’s big brown bass stunk
dubby sh_ts to the power of nine k9’s i ain’t lying
walls be bumping harder than the bassline
i clean the f_cking seat every morning because my p_ss leaks
my p_ss reeks like joseph’s sh_t and f_cking dish sink
my brain’s like an assh0l_ it’s holding sh_t back
i’m in the middle of the playground, the bubble guts attack
god d_mn, what the f_ck did i have for breakfast?
coffee and some donuts, cheerios the best, b_tch

huh, good thing i drank bang energy
(uh, dude!)
(mm, mmm, mmm, mm)

[interlude: joey]
to be frank, i got a chocolate hot dog
got your from your mom at the toilet at red lobster
i got it at 11 a.m. so it’s still counting as a f_cking morning flush
my sh_t hairy, i named it potter
[verse 2: brin and dubby]
6 in the morning i had a crazy thought
should i puke, should i p_ss, should i sh_t in the pot?
i don’t know dude, someone f_cking jizzed on the lid
it’s a little bit of joe pubic hair in his sh_t
sh_t fard, f_cking barred by the plunger
f_cking fard like it’s thunder cause i ate all my hunger
i like to sing_a, about the moon_a and the june_a
and my loofer when i shower cause i take a big p__p_a

[hook: brin]
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
if you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
we’re p_ssed off a lot, and we p_ss on the floor

[hook: brin and dubby]
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
if you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
we’re p_ssed off a lot, and we p_ss on the floor

[verse 3: brin, dubby, and joey]
i like toilet humor cause it tickles me pink
i f_cking fart f_cking giggle holy sh_t brian stinks
hey dale, let me in on a verse, make it work
i’m the king of holy b_tts and f_cking tooting my t_rds
got the boys bathroom moving like a cattle ranch
laying logs in the toilet and they big as a branch
no f_cking morning flush, i leave sitting in the bowl
so the next mother f_cker see it stinking up and old, uh
am i wiping my ass or am i wiping a marker?
is this my parkinson’s? i cannot f_cking tell, i wipe harder
and joey_boey comes_a_knocking
heh_hey brian, i gotta sh_t
i gotta toot my f_cking b_tt and f_cking b_tt out all my sh_t
wiping harder and harder and i’m a bit of a farter
i f_cking pfft_pfff, and i don’t mean to alarm
i see the preps, i give them swirlies in the toilet i just sh_tted in
a morning sh_t it is, i really got to get my sh_ttings in
[outro: joey]
when they see joe coming they just lock the bathroom door
cause when i get into that b_tch i p_ss and sh_t all on the floor
they ask for more
like joe_boe’s kitchen handing out the wackest porridge
i just pour it super slow and blow a fart because i’m bored
that’s who i am, and if it hasn’t proved it yet
my saucy ass is coming back and running fat in full effect
and i just drum up on the track like i got cowbells on my chest
and if your girlies coming over i just groom my face and nuts
i morning flush, b_tch

(huh, auhh, huuh)

- cyanide and silicone

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