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combofun scripts - combofun episode 11: six seven كلمات أغنية

combofun episode 11: six seven

characters:

skye
bucket boi
bailey
wenda
tunner
aiden
blitz
jax
ragatha
velvette

lights… camera… action!!!

(it all starts off in tunner’s ‘learn to be smart’ school)

bailey: ugh, guys. i hate school, it starts so early!
bucket boi: i know, it’s so boring!

bailey: skye, what time did you wake up this morning?

skye: oh, around six or seven o’clock!

bucket boi & bailey: six seven!!

bailey: _laughs_ bucket boi, what time did you go to bed?

bucket boi: aww, i can’t remember. i think it was six or seven?

skye & bailey: six seven!!

bailey: _laughs_ this morning, i made a mac n cheese cup! and i put it in the microwave for around six or seven minutes!

skye & bucket boi: six seven!!

wenda: what are you guys talking about?

bailey: oh? i’m surprised ya never heard of..

bailey, skye, & bucket boi: six seven!!

wenda: i mean, i heard of the number 67, but i don’t get it
bucket boi: of course you wouldn’t get it, you’re new to this slang

bailey: what’s the height of your dream man?

wenda: oh, my dream man is six foot seven!

bailey, skye, & bucket boi: six seven!!

wenda: i don’t get it!!

bailey: _laughs_ guys, do you think the teacher is gonna notice the two questions we got wrong?

skye: oh, as soon as he says those 2 numbers, we’re gonna yell it out loud!

bucket boi: oh, i’m ready

bailey: hey, skye. how many days are in a week?

skye: seven

_bucket boi & bailey confused, looked at each other and looked at skye_

bailey: but what if you were unsure?

skye: oh, six or seven?
bailey & bucket boi: six seven!!

_tunner walks in_

tunner: alright, class! i am so angry because you all took a test yesterday and every single one of you got 2 questions wrong!

skye: which ones?

tunner: oh, you got questions six and seven wrong

bailey, bucket boi, & skye: six seven!!

tunner: shut up! i don’t understand why you guys say that everytime someone mentions six and seven!?

skye: no way! he said it again!!

bailey, bucket boi, & skye: six seven!!

tunner: shut the heck up! if i hear that again, you’ll be expelled! so since you don’t know how to answer basic math questions, we’re gonna start off from the beginning. we’re gonna learn how to count to ten. so count with me! 1… 2… 3…

skye: no way, he’s counting to ten!

bucket boi: he’s gonna say it!

bailey: here it comes!

skye: i almost feel bad about what we’re about to do..

tunner: …5… 6… 7…

bailey, bucket boi, & skye: six seven!!

tunner: shut up!!! i had it up to here with this nonsense!!!! there’s so much happening!!! that’s the final straw, i’m calling the school resource officer!!!

skye: maybe he’s right.. what if this thing is getting too old..?

bailey: aw.. i think we should calm down for about… six or seven minutes!!!

bailey, bucket boi, & skye: six seven!!

_all 3 of the kids start laughing_

aiden: i don’t get it

skye: you don’t get six seven?

aiden: well that’s how much iq my brain is! what’s so funny about all this six seven cr_p?

bailey: no one knows why it’s funny, but if someone mentions “six seven” or “6 or 7”, then you have to say six seven back

aiden: oh! i get it now! six seven!!

_2 minutes later_

jax: what seems to be the problem?

tunner: they keep screaming 2 numbers and it’s getting really annoying!

jax: everyone, please stop. your teacher already told you six or seven times

everyone: six seven!!

jax: woah woah! what the heck’s going on?

tunner: that’s the problem! _points to numbers 6 and 7_ every time i say these two numbers, they just yell those two numbers

jax: class, settle down. i’m gonna tell you guys something sad. my grandpa was sixty six years old… he passed away at sixty eight. …then, my grandma passed away at sixty nine, and this happened when i was 6 or 7 years old

everyone: six seven!!

jax: i think i get it now. i’m a comedian!

tunner: they literally say that whenever they say those 2 numbers!

jax: you’re right! i’m gonna make my wife_ uh i mean friend laugh! _leaves_

tunner: wait, but stop them from screaming though! _turns to the kids_ alright kids. lunch is in six or seven minut_ aww cr_p

everyone: six seven!!

_in the office_

jax: hey, ragatha!

ragatha: oh, thank god you’re here! there was a massive car crash in nevada!

jax: i’ll be there a bit but i gotta tell you a short joke!

ragatha: well, make it quick

jax: so, my grandpa was 66, he passed away at 68, and my grandma passed away at 69, and this happened when i was 6 or 7!

ragatha: sorry to hear that

jax: i don’t think you get it.. i was six or seven when that happened!

ragatha: i don’t know if this is your way of dealing with your problems. it’s sad, right?

jax: yeah. i’d give it a 6 or 7 on the sadness scale

ragatha: that’s lower than i would’ve guessed

jax: no, no! you’re supposed to laugh whenever i say ‘six seven’

ragatha: i don’t know this new kids slang, but we have to go right now! there was a big car crash in nevada, six or seven people didn’t survive!

jax: six seven!!

ragatha: jax!! that’s not funny, i’m gonna have to put you on the administrative list, and have a strict talk about this. i’ll call you in about six or seven minutes

jax: six seven!!

_at home_

aiden: six seven up in here!

vox: hey, aiden. how was school?

aiden: i’d rate it at like a six or seven on the scale. six seven!!

velvette: well, did you learn anything new?

aiden: it was good, i’ve learned about six or seven things. six seven!!

vox: are you okay? why do you keep saying six seven?

aiden: six seven!! _laughs_

vox: i don’t get it, what’s so funny about six seven?

aiden: six seven!!

vox: six…

aiden: _gasps_

vox: …seven?

aiden: six seven!!

velvette: can you tell us what six seven means?

aiden: six seven!!

_the doorbell rings_

vox: someone’s at the door, so just stay there for about six or seven minutes

aiden: six seven!!

vox: _goes to the door_ h_llo?

blitz: hey, vox! it’s the start of november, and you haven’t paid last year’s rent for like six or seven months!