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collegehumor - awkward rap lyrics
awkward rap lyrics
[sam]
a_1, 2, 3, 4__
[dan]
w_wait, when do i come in?
[sam]
you come in after “4.”
[dan]
so on “5”?
[sam]
yes, but i’m not gonna say “5.”
i’m not gonna say “5…”
[dan]
ok
[sam]
you have to come in at “4.”
alright, 1, 2, 3, 4, now!
[dan]
if you say, “how are you?”
i’ll say “not much.”
my hand and your b00b
accidentally touch
i snort when i laugh
and i fart when i sneeze
stand right behind this guy
when he pees
if i see you wavin’
my hand goes in the air
even though you’re wavin’
to that guy over there
i talk s__t about you
like a slimebox
’til i realize that i wrote it
in your i.m. box
when a waiter says
“enjoy your food”
every single time i will say
“oh, you too”
i mean it, yo
have a seat next to me
pour yourself a cup
of my dig_
[sam]
_ni_
[amir]
_ty_y!
[dan]
how is your boyfriend?
you two really cl!ck
oh, you broke up?
that guy was a d_ck
‘scuse me, i cannot
reach the top rack
oh, you don’t work here
you’re just black?
[chorus]
awkward!
when will this moment pass?
awkward!
i feel like such an ass!
awkward!
it makes my skin crawl!
awkward!
yo, yo, it makes me feel so small!
[sam]
when i see you
i give you a quizzical look
do i know you from life
or from facebook?
you’re far away
and cause we can’t talk yet
we’ll act like our eyeb_lls
never met
when we talk
i gotta hide my shame
you think we’re b.f.f’s
but i don’t know your name
so here we are no_
[amir]
_man’s_
[dan]
_land!
[sam}
do i give you a hug
or just shake your hand?
i go for the embrace
so warm and pleasin’
you try to pull away
but i keep on squeezin’
you try to pass by
but we bump and sway
heh, thanks for the dance
i’ll be on my way
we said our goodbyes
and i shed a tear
miss you already
wha__, you’re still here!
i want to avoid
further social connection
so i walk twenty minutes
in the wrong direction
[chorus]
awkward!
when will this moment pass?
awkward!
i feel like such an ass!
awkward!
you think it can’t get worse?
awkward!
yo, yo! but we’ve got one more verse
[amir]
on the elevator ride
you want to impose
i say i’m pressin’ “open”
but i press “door close”
if you make it in
i will devise
a way to look everywhere
but in your eyes
then i follow you
right out the door
take a look around
this ain’t my floor
ring goes ya’ phone
so put it to your cheek
i didn’t mean to call you
but now we gotta speak
one last thing
when my voice gets loud
and there’s suddenly silence
in the crowd
i don’t care
won’t change what i say
all these people
are d_cks anyway_y!
[woman]
what?
[amir]
what?… were you? this guy was all like__
[dan]
just don’t…
[amir]
no, i do not think you guys are d_cks anyway… no way. he w__ i don’t know__ was super…
look__ have you guys looked at the walls? what are color are they, like, they… awkward_marine? he he. ahhhl. when’s daylight savings? that’s spring forward…?
[sam]
fall back
[amir]
it’s june. fall back… it’s…
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