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cojum dip - pubes of doom lyrics

[verse]
worst case of p_b_rty i’ve ever seen
hair busting out of his pants since the age of 13
half animal and half man
when he takes a sh_t
only half falls into the can
the rest gets caught in his _n_l p_b_s
living with perpetual stench
there’s nothing he can do
we used to kick his ass in middle school
we said “come on dude, you’ve got the p_b_s of doom”

[chorus]
you can only do so good of a job
wiping your ass
you’ve got the p_b_s of doom
improper hygiene eternally plagues you
come on dude
you’vе got the p_b_s of doom

[verse]
he’s triеd waxing, shaving, electrolysis
but there’s a voodoo force within his _n_l abyss
squatting on the toilet for hours
tempting suicide as he inhales
the sour stench of his bowels
dingleberries the size of chestnuts on the sides of his ass
permanently stuck
larger and larger the fecal marbles become
catastrophic sh_t_stones take over
the p_b_s of doom have won
[chorus]
you can only do so good of a job
wiping your ass
you’ve got the p_b_s of doom
improper hygiene eternally plagues you
come on dude
you’ve got the p_b_s o_

- cojum dip lyrics

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