clare fader and the vaudevillains - betty crocker's bail lyrics
mrs. betty crocker is going to jail
her chocolate brownie cake mix is looking mighty stale
good ladies of the city are having a bake sale
raising necessary dough for betty crocker’s bail
her goose is cooked and her fish is fried
her bread got burned by the fireside
her jam won’t set and her buns won’t rise
they’ve been tied in knots from telling little white lies, little white lies, little whitе lies…
tied them with rеd ribbons to make sweet alibis
she’s been making gravy out of store_bought stock
got the butcher’s wife in a state of shock
oh, mrs. betty crocker, where is your head?
putting bacon grease in the gingerbread
the neighbor said that you’ve been stealing things
so you tied her up with your apr_n strings
oh, mrs. betty crocker, what you gonna do?
uncle ben has been telling on you
what you gonna do?
what you gonna do?
make a big old batch of jailbird stew
mrs. betty crocker is out of jail
and boy, oh boy, has she got a tale to tell
well now she won’t be cooking, she don’t give a d_mn
‘cause she’s gonna run away with the gingerbread man
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