chuck brodsky - splinter cheeks johnson كلمات الأغنية
you could count on splinter cheeks johnson to cheer
a utility player for his whole career
he ate sunflower seeds & he chewed bubble gum
he made sure to save all the other guys some
he put his uniform on every day
sat in the dugout, and shouted hooray
he would sign autographs after a game
n-body ever had heard of the name
eleven hundred plus fifty-two
consecutive games…oh the bubbles he blew!
not one single inning did he ever play
he worked hard to keep himself out of the way
they won a world series & he got his ring
got sprayed with champagne it was the craziest thing
he got to ride in the next day’s parade
a full share of the world series pot he was paid
in case you might wonder, and most people would
they kept him around because he was good
he always moved over, with excellent form
the spot that he vacated always was warm
splinter cheeks one time was sent out on deck
the streak on the line, his nerves were a wreck
the batter ahead of him made the last out
“way to go splinter cheeks!” n-body shouted
splinter cheeks johnson was always prepared
quick to react if trouble should flare
he was always willing to take one for the team
from his secret stash of hemorrhoid creme
but splinter cheeks johnson’s body wore out
it was sad to see but there was no doubt about it
he would start to lose steam by the top of the fifth
his eyelids got heavy and his posture would drift
splinter cheeks johnson was taking a nap
he’d covered his eyes with the bill of his cap
a murderous foul ball bounced off his head
they carried him out, splinter cheeks he was dead
the splinter cheeks johnson baseball card set
a nickel is probably the most you could get
he had no statistics to put on the backs
not even any interesting facts
you could count on splinter cheeks johnson to cheer
a utility player for his whole career
he ate sunflower seeds & he chewed bubble gum
he made sure to save all the other guys some
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