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chaoticrapbattles - santa claus vs ebenezer scrooge (crb #2) كلمات الأغنية

chaotic rap battles!
santa claus!
versus!
ebenezer scrooge!
let’s go!

[verse 1: santa claus]
ho ho ho! santa’s here to show this grouch how i flow
i’ll slay you so bad that when this battle is through, i’ll be slaying in red snow
all those spirits that haunt you should have warned you about me
because i’ll put you in your place scrooge, 6 feet under the tree!
i’m sc, straight out of the np, the most icy mc there will ever be
after facing me you’ll be rip and realize that you should have never f_cked with me!
i kringle crush the beat so take a seat, just like you love life you bettеr accept defeat
thanks to your еx it’ll be the 2nd time this b_tch is getting dropped in the street!
tis’ the season to be thankful, a time for sharing and giving
and i bet the whole world is thankful that i’m giving you an ass_kicking!
so change your ways you selfish pr_ck, you’re like the grinch but worse and even more of a b_tch!
heed my words or feel death’s cold grip because you’re on my naughty list!

[verse 2: ebenezer scrooge]
bah! humbug! i hate christmas, but you already know this
those rhymes were so d_mn poor i’ll both serve you and give you an eviction notice
the holiday season is a joke and you’re about to learn your biggest lesson
the only thing that people give a sh_t about are the presents!
there’s no geezer who spits meaner than the og em_caesar ebenezer
when it comes to rap sk!lls and your existence, i won’t ever be a believer!
because i’m a grown_ass man making that money and i’ll never stop it
how can you have a factory full of free workers but not a single d_mn profit?!
i’ll never be willing to give up a shilling, the homeless and poor can stay out of my way!
the only thing haunting me is sitting here wondering how in the f_ck do you fit in that sleigh?
i’m a hard_hitting sharp spitting miser creating a verbal domination
i’ll cook and bury this merry idiot and decrease the surplus population!
[verse 3: santa claus]
your past was straight_up depressing, and your future just doesn’t even happen
so at the present, i’ll put you in the box, everyone knows i’m better at wrapping
the only woman who ever loved you left you, and no one could blame her at all
just like the grinch’s heart, your d_ckens must be 2 sizes too small!
true worth is never measured by wealth and a real man would know that
so you may have more money scrooge, but i’ve got the bigger sack!
in fact, i’ve got wood for your ex’s fire since you kept it cold and were always busy
she can sit on my lap all christmas eve, you better believe, i’ll shimmy down that chimney!
all of your stubbornness and greed is making my patience grow highly thin
by the end of my 3rd verse you’ll be crippled and hurt even worse than tiny tim!

[verse 4: ebenezer scrooge]
look, i’ve heard your dumb songs and those flows weren’t even close to being nice
you should make a new list of actual decent rhymes and then check that sh_t twice!
you spit a wack diss you old fat b_tch, i’ve got fire raps, you’re not even half lit
i’ll stuff your wife’s stocking full of this d_ck and not even wrap it, call it a gag gift!
ask bob cratchit who’s the boss, i’m spitting too many gold bars for you to count
the chance you lose the bout is without a doubt about as high as the amount in my bank account!
8 reindeer? more like you ate the reindeer! i’m not a nice guy, i’ll never play that role
say what you want, but let’s see how jolly you feel when i shove that north pole right up your south hole!

[verse 5: santa claus]
you better watch out scrooge, the gloves are coming off in this final round
when the beat drops, i’ll drop you even harder because santa claus is going to town!
when i rap cold i’m in my element, you could never compare to it, all your sk!lls are irrelevant so destruction is imminent
every single bit of damage that i’m doing is permanent and your ass is getting hit with all 100% of it!
i’m spitting it quick to this misfit who isn’t a threat but i’ll own him and not give a sh_t!
cut back on the business or end up in stitches, those spirits were right, you’re a d_ck!
saint nick straight_k!lled it with rhymes and on_time delivery is my usual
i leave everyone cheerful, you leave them more silent and deserted than your funeral!
your christmas tale is like carol of the fails, should have cared less about silver and more about belle
if you don’t change by the toll of that final bell you can jingle all the way straight down to h_ll!
ebenezer’s screwed and this dude is past the point of no return
so face your grim fate because lyrically and physically you’ll always be forever burned!
[verse 6: ebenezer scrooge]
no! say it isn’t so! how could i have been so bad throughout my life?
well, truth is, i was nowhere near as awful as you’ve been on that mic
but, i will change my ways and live out my days with generosity and kindness acts
for the first one i will now end my feud with you… eh, f_ck that!
i’m not the man that was after all but i could still kick your ass in a verbal brawl
i let it snow with flows and under the mistletoe your ho ho ho can jingle these b_lls!
i’ll wreck you claus and deck your halls with raps so raw it’ll break your jaw
next time, instead of dropping some lame rhymes, try to drop some d_mn cholesterol!
the world is done with you, and i am too, i’ll retire this dude, scrooge just can’t lose!
you got buried with coal in the vocal booth because santa got roasted worse than a christmas goose!

who do you think won? santa claus or ebenezer scrooge?
who should battle next?
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