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chaotic rap battles - peter griffin vs randy marsh lyrics

[verse 1: peter]
hey there folks, peter griffin here
now let me tell you what really grinds my gears
this jackass thinks that he can actually compare?
i’ll roast you with jokes, like i’ve been doing for years!
if you’re stepping to griffin then you gotta be trippin’
i’m a delight on the m.i.c when i’m getting to spittin’
so listen as i’m giving a rhythmic ass ripping
when i fry this guy worse than i beat the giant chicken!
you started off strong but now your shows played out
how many times do you dumb sh_ts have to save your d_mn town?
look i’ll admit it, i’ve got critics too for some reason
but atleast we makе more than 6 f_cking episodes pеr season!
b_tch dont stop believing i won’t ever be beaten
so you better just beat it cause’ mecha peter’s competing
even cleveland knows i’m nasty with rhymes, don’t even try
you’ll get canceled, luckily there’s a family guy

[verse 2: randy]
okay okay, i think i’ve heard enough
i won’t be lectured about jokes from homer the hutt (ooohh)
you dope fat f_ck, have another stroke sag tits
looks like we finally found out who cartman’s real dad is!
randy marsh going hard, representing south park
the best animated comedy right from the d_mn start
you big fat phony, you and your show are finished
every plot you’ve ever had, b_tch the simpson’s did it!
you got a family of rejects and treat your wife like sh_t
you’re just a great big pr_ck, with a real small d_ck (ha ha)
you make me sick even worse than when i had cancer dude
and even lois knows that i’ve got bigger b_lls than you
the real american dad, b_tch come and get some
learn to spit son, instead of rippin’ sh_t from simpson
the only thing i was worried about when rapping against you
is if i had spit a verse first, cause’ you might steal that sh_t too
[verse 3: peter]
you’re a real dumb sh_t and got no blockbuster hits
you get outsmarted by kids but i’m in fortnight b_tch
now all you do is get high, throw in the toweliee and give up
you went from geologist to a weed farming onlyfans sl_t

[verse 4: randy]
all that rap you just cr_pped out, didn’t amount to sh_t
the sh_t i spit i’m literally shattering world records with!
all the dumb things you’ve done and you think you’re better than me?
to put it bluntly, i’m smoking this b_tch like it’s tegrity

[verse 5: peter & randy]
this is like the time at the clam i turned a song into a burn
the bird is the word but have you heard this guy rap? f_cking absurd!
oh a cutaway, typical, your setup’s are the worst!
your jokes are like joe’s legs, broke and don’t work
okay karen, you know how many times you’ve made me laugh? zero
your humor is even worse than are at guitar hero
nuh uh! i’m brilliant, you just rely on fart jokes
and the baby is the smartest character in your whole shart show

[verse 6: peter]
shut up marsh, even with that name your style is pretty dry
i could throw up several times and i would still have better lines
ask lois i’m the dopest and my flow is insane
your show is full of wokeness the homeless were right, you need change
you won’t ever top my shenanigans so you better give in you’ll never win
i’m owning these multi verses so you and won’t ever be seen again
a comedic genuis leaving you speechless and even your fans are f_cking retreating!
i’m going harder in a single thesis than any of your recent seasons!
none of your whack specials could match our star wars parodies
so keep on blowing your weed, but you can suck a pair of deez
hehehehe my rhymes are frickin sweet, and i sing better no doubt
i’ll give you an old fashioned ass kicking b_tch! roadhouse!
looks like sp went too pc
p.g’s the best emcee in all of fg
i even have more emmy’s, you shouldn’t have messed with m e
that was a bigger f_ck up than when you said the n word on t.v
[verse 7: randy]
hey bad dad, i didn’t hear no bell
i’ll run you over like brian, but this time fans won’t rebel
this no heat spitting obese ridden b_tch better shut up!
i’m sorry did i offend you? i thought this was america!
f_ck yea! sup bro? what do you wanna do?
you can’t beat me when your own wife beats you
i could forgive all your lines if you weren’t such a d_mn bore
i’m winning these cartoons wars, so bow down, i am lorde! (ya ya ya)
your own creator quit writing for your show? fricking lame
matt and trey dominate, seth mcfar should stay in his lane
like my shows episodes my flows are heat on repeat
we even have better games, you ain’t got sh_t on me pete!
you’re not a family guy you’re just a father who isn’t there
with how lois cheats your show should be called family affairs
back when you got cancelled you should have stayed off the air
cause b_tch you fell harder than you fell down the stairs!

- chaotic rap battles lyrics

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