
changing of the guard - a story of the rock (the unwise crack) lyrics
[intro]
h_llo, boys and girls
i’m going to tell you a story
it’s called: the story of the rock
or, the unwise crack, and it goes like this:
[verse 1]
a few years ago, a smart remark was a crack
now cracks come in little packs
some think it’s okay, it’s the thing to do
but let me tell, they are not being honest with you
when you take that first hit, better known as a toke
you’ll be the b_tt of this unwise joke
the crack you take should be the kind that’s funny
but the unwise crack will take all your money
[chorus]
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
i swear just ain’t funny
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
you’ll be a walking zombie
[verse 2]
rich, poor, black and white
we all got to stand up and unite
it’s affecting me, and it’s affecting you
this is undeclared war on the red, white and blue!
if someone offers you a crack
tell ’em that’s one monkey you don’t need on your back
one hit is too many, one hundred’s not enough
you can get hooked on the very first puff
[chorus]
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
i swear just ain’t funny
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
you’ll be a walking zombie
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
it will take all your money
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
[verse 3]
sitting a home, watching the tube
turned the channel to donahue
people were rapping that yi_ki_te_yak
talking about the story of the unwise crack
new york, detroit, and la too
just some cities, to name a few
trapped in this riddle, without a clue
better be careful, it can happen to you
[chorus]
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
i swear just ain’t funny
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
you’ll be a walking zombie
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
it will take all your money
hey now, don’t you get
don’t get caught up on the unwise crack
say no_ho_ho
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