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caleb hyles - pokemon movies reviewed to the tune of their theme songs كلمات الأغنية

[s1 – pokemon: indigo league “pokemon theme”]

[verse:]
ash’s death scene was really bad
although it made you cry
now you’ll find out it wasn’t sad
it’s just that you were five

[verse:]
to “catch ’em all” or call it quits?
’cause catching them is wrong
let’s fuel our boats and misty ships
with island lady song

[chorus:]
little girl, she is really small (molly’s so sad)
she’s missing her mom and dad (good music)
oh, this kid is p-ssed
she’s the best antagonist

[chorus:]
wait, hold on, baby nidoqueens? (a stupid plan)
domino is cute, but bland
“use my trusty drying pan”
pokemon

[s3 – the johto journeys “pokemon johto”]

[verse:]
movie’s villain can control time travel
but he only uses it for sticks
celebi could always save itself, but
only does it in the end for kicks

[verse:]
two cool bad guys
and more water than it could fill a flagon
ash just made out
that’s not a girl, she’s a dragon

[chorus:]
why did they make a max movie?
thats a sure-fire way to lose

[chorus:]
scared of pokemon?
what the h-ll is going on?
deoxys, get off of my lawn
and now the final boss is cubes

[s8 – pokemon: advanced battle “unbeatable”}

[intro:]
surprise, it was mew

[verse:]
feeding chocolate to a furry
tree k!lls them all in hurry

[verse:]
the villain’s plan has a couple flubs
here is where you should stop watching the dub

[bridge:]
this one is just “castle in the sky!”
can’t outdo that film but they sure did try

[chorus:]
ooh, alice is settling for a nerd (she can do better)
ooh, that man’s inflatable
pokemon villains are such trash
in bad guy ranks they come in dead last

[chorus:]
ooh
shaymin’s an a—–e
it deserves a death most graphic
i think it should play in traffic

[verse:]
seeing the past is pretty keen
didn’t know how much i missed dan green

[outro:]
for some reason celebi is back
when the “ace attorney” reject attacks

[s14 – pokemon: black and white “black and white”}

[chorus:]
two movies without a plot
they made me confused a lot

[chorus:]
watch ponyboy disembark
for his cutie mark and aggro a boss

[verse:]
-fart sounds-

[verse:]
and this time pikachu stoned

[s19 – pokemon xyz “stand tall”]

[verse:]
just one fight lasting for 50 minutes
we didn’t care this time, please buy our games

[chorus:]
it’s been awhile since one’s had charm in it
ash hydrates and inflates (that’s not weird at all)

[chorus:]
in first third’s great, but then it gets weirder
shadow stalks, pika talks (seems like alcohol)

- caleb hyles

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