cal chuchesta - advice كلمات الأغنية
[intro]
hey, hey, hey, hey, let’s go!
[hook: cal chuchesta]
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice (advice!)
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice (advice!)
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice
i’m givin’ advice
cause i’m nice
[verse 1: cal chuchesta]
you got a job interview
maybe hold off on a face tattoo
three bowls of frosted wheaties
probably ain’t good for your diabetes
you might be lonely at night
but your address on your tinder just ain’t right
i’m not being a jerk
i just think you shouldn’t watch p-rn at work
feed your kids food
anything but food wouldn’t be cool, dude!
be an avid reader
but not when performing medical procedures
it’s called an email scam
don’t send your credit card to that man
no matter what ya think
bleach is not a refreshing drink
[segue: cal chuchesta]
i’m giving all of you advice
cause i’m nice!
[hook: cal chuchesta]
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice (advice!)
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice (advice!)
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice (advice!)
i’m givin’, givin’, givin’ advice
okay, i hope you’re ready for more advice!
[verse 2: cal chuchesta]
i’m not trying to hate
i don’t think taco bell’s a good first date, okay?
leave your manga at home
unless you wanna live your whole life alone
just make a group chat instead
all your friends that you added to it wish you were dead
cosplay is cool
but not at your grandma’s funeral
eat food that’s not fried
give your xbox to sick kids when you die
and check your ego
wash your hands when you’re done eating cheetos
your mom’s not a dummy
the meme that you sent to her just wasn’t funny
don’t visit north korea
buying weed off omegle’s not a good idea
[segue: cal chuchesta]
giving all of you advice!
cause i’m nice!
ladies and gentlemen
here’s rob scallon, he’s gonna give you advice on the guitar!
[solo: rob scallon]
[segue: cal chuchesta]
okay, good job, rob!
now it’s cal’s turn to show you how to do the guitar
here we go!
[solo: cal chuchesta]
[outro: cal chuchesta & rob scallon]
heh, pretty sick, right?
uh, i don’t know man, if i’m being totally honest, that was, that was pretty bad
well, who asked you?
you did
okay, wh-why are you here?
you invited me here, um…
okay, now you have to leave now
okay
that’s my advice
that is my advice to you
alright, i will
can i get my guitar?
no, no you can’t
okay, goodbye, cal
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