cakehoarder - new year 30 minute freestyle كلمات الأغنية
[intro]
_clears throat_
i’m gonna need you guys to give me h_lla words bro. just shoot h_lla words in the chat
[verse 1]
oh
peach, i’m at the beach and i got my feet out
i got your girl and she sucked on my clout
i got your girl and she sucked on my d_ck
she sucked on my rick and my morty
i got a turtle and i named him tortie
ratdoodle with the 10 gifted subscriptions
i’m getting a ten_inch eriction, erection
i’m going up for election at the presidential nomination
rat nation, cake nation, they’re combining
two into one, two into one
like my name is blum_ i mean bloom, blumiere
i got short hair
it used to bе long
my d_ck is not long
it is short to average
short to averagе
short to average
short to average
[interlude 1]
next word. give me another word. ratdoodle thank you, brother. rat. p__p, fart, cum, fart, p__p, cum, goomba. shut up, guys. pick a better word
[verse 2]
parappa
b_tch, i’m the number one rapper
open up this candy and i rip off the wrapper
i’m a rap_tap_tappa
tap dancer, pole dancer, strip pole dancer
got your girl putting her b_tt on my face
like my name is jayce, jrickle
one of the best mods in the game
one of the best mods in the game
one of the best mods in the game
jrickle
jrickle, jrickle, jrickle
got your girl stuck on my j d_ckle
and i’m_
oh, ouch, it little
it tickles, it tickles, it tickles
b_tch, it’s little, chill
relax, relax, slow down, slow down
kinoko
like his name is pinocchio, pinoko
he’s got a long nose he’s got a long schl_ng
he’s got a long dong
i bet i don’t know for sure but he’s probably got one
he’s probably got one, yeah, he’s probably got a long one
he’s probably got a long john long john silvers
long john silver like my name is long john silvers
i got some loud motherf_ckers in the background yelling
i got some loud motherf_ckers in the background there’s no telling
there’s no telling how many of them are there are, they’re back there yelling
felon
i’m a felon
just kidding i’m not a felon
[interlude 2]
this beat is going to go crazy, give me a crazy word
[verse 3]
if i was a girl, you could call me ellen degeneres
your girl’s being very generous
sucking on my ellen d generes, she’s being generous
uh, biffiny like my name is tiffany
tiptop tippity, biffity skippity
got your girl sucking on my d_ckity
bappity bappity wappity
got your girl giving me that w_a_p w_a_p
wappity
wet ass p_ssy, wet ass p_ssy
wet ass p_ssy
i’m off the chain, i’m off the hussy
bussy, wussy, uh
charizardtrainer900
charizardtrainer900
he got $900 in the bank account
i cannot count
i cannot flout
i cannot clout
klondike bars b_tch i’m spitting these crazy bars
like my name is charizardtrainer, charizard
i’m eating a big bar of c_ck
chocolate, not c_ck bro i didn’t mean to say c_ck
i didn’t mean to say that
i don’t suck c_ck, i only eat p_ssy
i don’t eat c_ck, i only suck p_ssy
i’m drinking p_ssy juice like i’m drinking orange juice
i pour that sh_t in my cereal every single morning
every single morning, every single afternoon, every single evening
i’m putting p_ssy juice in every single item in every single food, bro
i’m putting p_ssy juice into every single ingredient
i’m creating new combinations of recipes every single day with p_ssy juice
that’s the main ingredient
p_ssy juice, you got to try it out bro
jar, two girls, one cup
two girls one cup
if you know what that is, you know what’s up
hey, i’m talking mariojosue
i’m talking mariojosue
i’m talking mr. hands
i’m talking handstands, doing handstands, doing cartwheels, you feels?
do you feels what i’m talking about right now?
i got happy wheels
crazy wheels
you guys remember happy wheels? that flash game? that old flash game
i got aspartame i’m drinking orange juice
orange juice
i’m drinking p_ssy juice
sm_gm_ fire emoji
fire emoji like i’m at the emoji movie
i’m at the grand opening, the grand showing of the emoji movie
and i’m really liking this freaking movie
i’m really loving it
this sh_t is really really freaking good
emoji movie, i should have thought of it
[interlude 3]
i should have thought of that. ay, 23 more minutes. 23 more minutes dude. i should have thought of the emoji movie, bro
[verse 4]
wahoo! i got your girl sucking on my c_ckatoo
i got one c_ck
no, i got two
i got two p_n_ses bro
i literally was born with two of them
you thought i had one of them, b_tch?
i got two of them
i’m f_cking two p_ssies at once with my two p_n_ses
i’m f_cking from earth to mars to venus
like i’m serena williams hitting tennis b_lls
i got your girl sucking on my tennis b_lls
i’m a little congested
b_tch, i’m too invested
i’m 8 minutes deep into this 30_minute freestyle
like my name is kyle
like my name is onsomecringe
i’m on the fringe, b_tch
i’m on the hinge
b_tch i’m on the fringe
2 chainz, i’m drinking bang energy drink
350 mg of caffeine
you know what i mean it’s 2022
look at me, look at him, look at you
it’s 2022
one of the best years of all time
what the f_ck?
pokémon
pokémon got your girl taking off her thong
and she’s dancing all around without any thongs on
she got her b_tt cheeks and her p_ssy out
she’s doing a little twerk dance
she’s doing a little twerk dance
she’s dancing all around the room going crazy
girl come back over here
put your clothes back on
we’re watching my neighbors the yamadas on the tv
we’re watching my neighbors the yamadas on the yamaha television from 2003 with a built_in dvd player
i’m not a hater, i’m a supporter
i’m a supporter i’m cake h__rder (oh my god)
i’m cake h__rder b_tch
i changed my name to cake because cake h__rder was a little bit too much
haters gonna hate, dude
[interlude 4]
ah cr_p, 21 more minutes. i’m burning through all my beats man. oh my god. boys, we’re 19 subs away from the cake mix 1, from a mixtape. give me a word, someone give me a word, any word
[verse 5]
yoshi, my favorite character from mario brothers
yoshi, yoshi, yoshi
he’s so cute and he’s so cozy
i got your girl sitting on my lap she said it’s really cozy
she’s sitting on my lap and imma spank her
imma kiss her in the mouth
i’m going to spit down her throat
throat ma’am, can i get your coat? can i get your coat?
can i lay it down over a puddle so you can cross safely without getting your feet wet
without getting scurvy?
i’m putting oranges in your mouth to cure you of scurvy
if you got scurvy i’m going to cure you of that scurvy
hey, dhayes190
1_9_0,1_9 hero
dhayes, he’s one of the best in the game
he’s one of the best in the game he’s got high, very high levels of fame
morgan is typing cakeho m_o_t_y
you know why?
i’ll tell you why
cakeho man of the year
he’s the man of the year and the year has only been going for eleven minutes
eleven minutes, he’s already m_o_t_y
he’s already m_o_t_y
you know why?
i’m gonna tell you why
he’s that guy, he’s that dude, he’s the guy you want to know
he’s the guy you want to be with
he’s the guy you want to sing with
he’s the guy you want to dance with smoke weed with and drink beer with
cakeho m_o_t_y
cakeho motherf_cking o_t_y
cebas7 he’s got a pink name
he’s got a pink name
i don’t know why he’s got a pink name
he likes pink he likes to take a drink out of his prosecco
prosecco i got an erecto
that’s slang for erection
but i’m just playing, b_tch, i don’t have an erection right now
i’m on a stream right now
i’m streaming right now
i can’t go brick mode during the stream man
that’s just not very professional, man
twelve, i got 18 minutes left
18 minutes left on the mic bro
fat muriel
that’s my first b_tch
that’s my first b_tch way back before twitch
that’s the first girl to get me a motherf_cking b_n_r
that’s the first girl to _unintelligible_
bricked up mode, son
she got me bricked up real good real hard son
fat muriel b_tch, you changed my life
fat muriel b_tch, you’re going to be my wife one day
one day i’m going to find you
you just got to wait for me, girl i’m going to find you
and i’m going to marry you
and i’m going to kiss you
and we’re going to have kids
and we’re going to live happily ever after
and we’re going to have rafters and a bas_m_nt
we’re going to have it all bro
a samsung fridge with all the tools
built_in wi_fi and a built_in freezer
b_tch, we’re going to be living good till we’re geezers (oh my god)
i got rhymes till the end of time
like my name is land before time
dinosaurs prehistoric style
b_tch, you don’t have to rhyme
you don’t have to rhyme
you don’t have to rhyme
i don’t even know the time
tsukuyomi_x11
like my name is finger eleven
like the old band from back in the day
back in the day
i got your girl sucking my weenie all godd_mn day
tsukuyomi with the five gifteds
tsukuyomi is getting real lifted
smoking weed, getting real shifted
tsukuyomi underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore
hvyblk, hvyblk, hvyblk
yes, he’s back with the five big gifteds
ten gifteds in 10 seconds
that’s a new world record
“can i be on tomie’s side?”
yeah, bro, i don’t know why
not
i’ll put you right there under her
b_tch give me your underwear
[interlude 5]
heavy. thank you for the five, bro. who else gifted, tsukuyomi? thank you, bro, for the five, man. boys, i think we just unlocked mixtape. that was a hiccup. holy sh_t. we unlocked the mixtape, man. oh my god, guys, did we seriously hit the 300? holy f_ck. again, thank you guys for f_cking with me, man. i really love you guys. there you go, bro. game stop prank call up next. we ain’t hitting the game stop prank call. relax. that sh_t would be really funny though. i ain’t going to lie. whoa, tts is cussing? yo andro, happy new year. thank you for the 24 months, andro just hit his two years! can we get a congrats andro? fame. thank you, bro. i can’t believe we got two years on andro, dude. holy f_ck. i love you guys so much. we got to finish this freestyle strong, man. if you guys like the freestyles, make sure to gift some subs. here we go. hey, what the h_ll? there we go. andro, you came in the middle of our 30 minutes freestyle, the raisin man. luke with the 4 gifted
[verse 6]
samurai
samurai, motherf_cking s_a_m_u_r_a_i
he’s the best, you want to know why?
i’m going to tell you why
i’m going to tell you why
i picked him up when he was only two months old
he was only two months old, but i_ b_tch i knew he was bold
i knew he was going to grow up to be very old and very wise
very wise, b_tch
he’s a wise guy, wise guy
let me get a cheeseburger and a large fry and a large root beer too
“a large root beer?”
b_tch, look at me, b_tch, look at you
what the h_ll?
why are you judging me for my large root beer?
b_tch why are you judging me for my large root beer?
they call me cake h__rder
cake h__rder, b_tch, i got no borders
i’m worldwide, i’m worldwide
let me get one more large fry actually, while i’m at it
let’s get five large fries total
let’s get six large fries actually total
luke, b_w_v_o_p
if he was a league of legends champion, he’d be op
op overpowered
b_tch, like my name is root beer, i got the power
i got the drive, i got the tower
i got the towers like i’m trump towers
but i’m not trump it’s just a regular tower
it’s the max towers, it’s the pax towers
p_a_x, penny arcade expo
b_tch i’m drawing expo marker on my body
b_tch i got your girl l!cking up the, the, uh
b_tch i got your girl drinking up the germs off my body
[interlude 6]
give me another word. doinks. hold up, this beat’s overstayed its welcome. we hit 300 subs in one day bro, what the f_ck? what is this?
[verse 7]
p_b_s!
got your girl sucking d_ck while i’m playing on the gamecube
i’m playing paper mario thousand_year door
b_tch open the door
my uber is here
my uber is here, i’m getting the f_cking out of here
i got six large fries waiting for me back in the house
b_tch take up your blouse, pull up your blouse
for one final look at those big d_mn things man
d_mn those big d_mn things are looking real good to me
[interlude 7]
what the h_ll my beats keep freezing. hold on my beats keep freezing. this is a goofy_ass beat bro. i didn’t make it okay? what if i did make it, what if i actually made this beat? let me look at those big d_mn things before i go on my uber and go get my six large fries. oh sh_t. oh f_ck. pikmin. can we get a pirate yoshi in the chat everybody? they keep psyching me out with the beat drop
[verse 8]
pikmin
out of every guy, i was the man she picked
i was the man she picked, i was the d_ck she sucked
the d_ck she l!cked
she made it quick, she made it good, she made it real good
real efficient
b_tch, i took her on a fishing trip
we got some bass
she was showing ass
she was flashing tits, she was flashing ass
she was on flash games
she was playing flash games on her phone
i said, “b_tch, put that thing away, we’re catching fish right now”
or i’m going to bring you home
hold on, i’m getting real congestion
fishing freestyle
getting real congested right now, give me a minute
on the phone playing five nights at freddy’s
b_tch, i said, “are you ready to fish?”
i’ve been ready to fish all d_mn day
all d_mn day, i really want to get some fish
i brought my best fishing rod
got your girl sucking on my rod
bro, all i can think of is p_n_s sucking bars, man
p_n_s sucking bars
f_ck a candy bar, i’m getting p_n_s sucking bars
got your girl sucking on my bar
got your girl pulling off my draws
b_tch is going through p_n_s withdrawals
now she’s going through draws with p_n_s inside
now my p_n_s is inside her
[interlude 8]
going through p_n_s withdraws. now she’s going through draws with a p_n_s. it’s g_nius. it’s g_nius. it’s penius. someone turned the heater on. hold on, this is not going to work. what are they thinking, a heater in this weather? sasha grey all day. sasha grey? isn’t she a twitch streamer? she’s kind of dope. she dope, lowkey. she’s lowkey dope af
[verse 9]
xladiesman217
call me ninja like my name is tyler blevins
like my name is chris evans
captain america
captain america, i got an erection
a big, big b_n_r, big, big b_n_r
i’m a big big loner
i’m a lone angel
i’m a strong angel
i’m a joker
i’m a joker
i’m a weed, pot smoker
weed, pot smoker, big blunt toker
i got your girl, she’s putting on a choker
and she wants to get snapped
get snapped, get snapped
i said, “b_tch, i ain’t got enough to even come close to snapping that”
i said, “girl, sorry, you got to go”
i got some mario to play
i got some mario to play all day, all night
and she said, “what, the h_ll, are you talking about?”
[interlude 9]
i can’t do this anymore! 30 minutes of this sh_t bro? “what, the h_ll, are you talking about?” ladiesman. how the f_ck are you doing, bro? oh, my god i love you, bro. i’m glad you’re here, ladiesman. happy new years to you, man
[verse 10]
“why does she sound like that, bro?”
because she’s a girl, she’s got a girly flow
she’s got a girly flow
and i’m not talking about a period every month
every month, smoking a blunt
smoking a big blunt
big blunt big blunted
smoking big weed and i’m getting really stunted
i’m stunting my growth and i got a big growth on my arm
on the outside of my arm
i’m going to go to the doctor, get it checked out
checked out, checked up, checked in, check out
i’m checking in and i’m checking out
i got your girl looking at me, she’s checking me out
i said, “girl, don’t look at me, i got a gf
i got a gf and you need a bf
you got to go, you got to find one somewhere else
somewhere elsewhere
i know you want to take out my underwear
i get it, i understand
i completely see where you’re coming from
i know you probably want to show me your bum
i get it, i understand
but you cannot be doing that here
i’m trying to get my arm growth checked out, girl”
she said, “okay, i’m sorry, i apologize”
i said, “girl, let’s just sing and let’s harmonize”
i said, “choppedcheese is up in this b_tch”
choppedcheese with a zero for the o is up in this b_tch
i love choppedcheese, that guy’s a real one
i’m going to go put on the shirt that he gave me once
at the bass pro shops
one day, choppedcheese gave me a free t_shirt at the bass pro shops
it’s a mario t_shirt, how’d he know?
how’d he know that i freaking love mario?
i’m a big ass mario fan
drinking a big ass coffee can
starbucks double shot espresso
let’s go
let’s go, new super mario brothers
and i’m eating peanut b_tter and peanut b_tter smuckers brothers
big peanut b_tter sandwich
and i’m streaming on twitch, i’m streaming on twitch
like it’s october 31st, bulls, goblins and witches
i got h_lla b_tches, you might think?
no, i only got one b_tch
one b_tch, one b_tch, one b_tch
that’s all i need
that’s all i need, bro
that’s all i need, i’m good
i’m chilling with one
i’m chilling with one
and i’m streaming until the sun comes up
i’m streaming until the sun rises
the sun rises, the sun rises
my eyes rises
my eyes closed, after the end of the stream
the stream ends, i close my eyes, i shut them i fall asleep
i fall asleep and i smoke a big weed leaf
i smoke a big weed leaf
big, sweetbigs_xyweed131
one of my most loyal chatters
one of my most loyal chatters in the whole d_mn chat room
in the whole d_mn chat room, bro, he’s a real one
he’s a real one, he’s probably got a 21_month streak or something
[interlude 10]
oh, f_ck, the fall guys type beat. hold on. let me take this shirt off real quick. this is the beat i’ve been waiting for. holy sh_t, the fall guys type beat. yo, gunter, peace out, man. have a fantastic new years. oh sh_t. shy guy made it. three more minutes of freestyling
[verse 11]
january the first
i’m going to cum and i’m going to freaking burst
shooting cum all over the place
all over the place
i’m smoking weed and i’m feeling like this sh_t is laced
it’s laced, it’s making me super high
it’s making me super high like i’m a freaking fall guy
fall guy
cheeseburger, soda and a large fry
this bar is so incredible, i’m going to cry
i’m going to shed some tears
i’m going to drink some beers
i’m going to drink some beers
“this man can’t rap about anything about getting his d_ck sucked and french fries” french fries? b_tch, that is nothing but lies, that’s lies
that is misconstrued, misconceptions
and i got a big ass erection
in my gray sweatpants
gray sweatpants challenge
i got the gray sweatpants challenge
i failed it, i failed the gray sweatpants challenge bro
because my sh_t is small to medium_sized bro
can i get a large fries, large fries?
let me get a big ass motherf_cking french fries
and a frosty, miniature frosty, please
let me get a frosty pass
like my name is ash ketchum
ash ketchum drinking lots of frosties every single day
because he got the frosty pass
three dollars for infinite frosties for the whole year
he failed the gray pants sweat challenge
that’s okay though, it’s a pretty hard challenge
[interlude 11]
why do i have so many fall guys beats? why do i have so many fall guys beats on here?
[verse 12]
cobra kai season 4, season 4
the dude’s learning h_lla karate and he’s shutting the door on his enemies
on his enemies, he’s turning friends into enemies
cobra kai, he’s the guy
he’s the dude you gotta watch out for
watch out for him
watch out for him
he’s gonna karate chop you in the freaking head
he’s gonna karate chop you until you’re freaking dead
like my name is ed, edd n eddy
i’m flowing real smooth and i’m flowing real steady
steady eddy
like my name is freddy from fred
the youtuber
the old school youtuber
he’s a_
he’s famous
he’s famous, bro
fred
[outro]
that’s it, that’s 30 minutes, man. holy freaking cr_p. 30 minutes of freestyling, boys. “he sold his channel” did he really? 30 minutes. that’s pretty good. “wasn’t 30 minutes straight, redo it.” f_ck you, b_tch! i’m kind of crazy. i’m kind of cakeho m_o_t_y right now
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