bungalo1868 - john cena vs. slenderman pt. 2 lyrics
[intro: announcer]
epic rap battles of history!!!
john cena vs. slenderman
[verse 1: john cena, & slenderman]
i’m here at my grandmother’s house while i’m cat_sitting for her while she’s at the hospital. now i don’t know if her white p_ssy is nocturnal or what but i keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen. (john cena opens the door and sees slenderman) holy sh_t!! it’s the slender man, and he is cooking hot dogs on the oven pan! hey, you hungry home invader!! stop raiding our refrigerator!! (slenderman throws 2 sausages at him) yikes!! he just whacked mе with a warm weiner.. twice! (slеnderman tries eating food) wait… you ain’t got no lips! how the h_ll can you eat potato chips? ..woah! knock it off, you skinny son of a b_tch! quit stealing our food, and go buy a freaking sandwich, you bony b_st_rd! (john cena looks at the mess slenderman made in shock) look at this place! it’s a disaster!
grrr… f_ck you_
[bridge: deadpool]
_gasp_ it’s slenderman!!
[verse 2: slenderman]
[outro 1: announcer, shiimario, santa claus (ishowspeed)]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!!
i think it’s best we get some color commentary in this sh_t
sorry if i’m uninvited
if santa could rap eminem’s godzilla! ho ho ho!
_breathes in_ .._school fire alarm sound effect_
(mr. beast!!!!)
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