brobdingnagian bards - jedi mickey lyrics
a long time ago, a tugboat faraway
mickey whistled out a tune while bouncing away
he turned color after one too many drinks
then called up lucas saying, “haha! dude… your writing stinks!”
when mickey sobered up, he called the board to plan
“i’ve had a vision, a lightsaber in my hand
we’ll make star wars as we wish upon a star
and will do it far better with a story by pixar, haha!”
when the mouse wants your franchise
he’ll start off licensing for rides
if you’re tired and you need some cash
he’ll buy from you . .
one part mouse and one part duck
one part jedi and formulaic luck
a wookie on my right and a goofy one on my left
merging these two companies is the big test
there’s a star destroyer shaped like a mushroom house
the beagle boys stand before a sith lord mouse
while far away a jedi mouse stares into sp_ce
the three moons of tatooine replaced by mickey’s face
mickey meets minnie, the force is strong with her
he lays a kiss on her, and the fans all hurl
minnie is his sister and that folks is a shame
our love for those mice will never be the same
mickey stabs the sith, the dark mouse disappears
wherever there’s one sith lord, another will appear
a duck steps forward with a cloak as black as ink
with jedi mice and ducks, i’ll need a stronger drink
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