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bowling for soup - the bitch song (live 2007) كلمات الأغنية

[spoken: jaret redd_ck, gary wiseman, chris burney, (erik chandler)]
i didn’t know what you guys were chanting, i thought you were saying “pe_e_nis! pe_e_nis!”
ladies and gentlemen, the author of that joke’s name is gary wiseman, let’s check in with him right now on the drums on his thoughts on pepperoni pizza!
uh, so i did a p_n_s chant, and you went straight to pepperoni, what’s on your mind tonight?
nah, seriously jaret, isn’t it true that anytime anybody chants anything, you think they’re saying “p_n_s”?
nah it’s not, well, sort of
somebody’s got p_n_s on the brain, and it’s not me
man, wouldn’t it suck if you actually did have a p_n_s on your brain?
(that would suck, hahaha!)
you would be bummed
(c’mon)
“what’s the matter with that guy? he seems to be sort of out of it today”
imagine trying to go through a day at school, “what’s up with that dude?” “oh, that’s p_n_s brain over there”
well, p_n_s brain is different than having a p_n_s on the brain, if you’re p_n_s brain, then you’re_
yeah, but they’re gonna call you p_n_s brain
well basically_
(it’s better than p_n_s breath, honestly)
wait a minute, couldn’t you actually say that most of the male members of the audience actually have a p_n_s for a brain? cause_
it’ll stop with p_n_s head, and they’ll just_ before long, they’ll just call you a d_ckhead
this is a song called the b_tch song!
sing it!

[verse 1: jaret redd_ck, concert crowd]
is it okay if i speak to you today?
you’ve been p_ssed off for a week now
but nothing i can say could make you look up
or crack up
is there anything that i can’t do
anything to show you
[chorus]
you’re a b_tch
but i love you anyway
oh, you can’t sing
but you still put me to sleep
baby, you’re a b_tch
hey hey, hey hey
you make me sick
but don’t ever go away

[verse 2]
so you tell me that there’s nothing left to say
i drive you face the window
then you’re in my face, telling me to grow up (ah)
i wish you’d grow up (ah_ah)
i can’t wait until you fall asleep, i wonder if you know that

[chorus]
you’re a b_tch
but i love you anyway
oh, you can’t sing
but you still put me to sleep
baby, you’re a b_tch
hey hey, hey hey
you make me sick
but don’t ever go away
[bridge]
la, la_la_la, la_la_la, la_la_la, la_la
la, la_la_la, la_la_la, la_la_la, la_la
la, la_la_la, la_la_la, la_la_la
well, uh!

[chorus]
you’re a b_tch
but i love you anyway
you can’t sing
but you still put me to sleep
baby, you’re a b_tch
hey hey, hey hey
make me sick
but don’t ever go away

[outro]
you’re a b_tch, but i love you anyway
so why don’t ya stay?

[spoken: chris burney, jaret redd_ck, erik chandler]
aw, you’re beautiful! give yourselves a hand for all being beautiful!
alright, now give your parents a hand for having s_x and making you beautiful! your parents did a great job, you should be proud of em
you guys all have kickass dna!
never leave it at a murder scene
and your parents all apparently know how to do it!
okay, yeah!
i don’t know what that means! i_ shut up

- bowling for soup

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