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boogers & cum (live) - trey parker & matt stone كلمات أغنية

[opening cartoon]: eric cartman, mr. rodriguez, man customer, woman customer

_cartman eating_

okay, here you go, amigo! another taco plate and the taquitos

oh, thank you. and, uh did i mention i am a food critic for yelp?

yes, you mentioned that several times

okay, i just didn’t want you caught off_guard. i was thinking of giving this place 5 stars

really?

yeah, but i’m kind of t__tering on 5 stars or 1 star

ohnono. no 1 star, please. what could we do to_?

ah, i mean, i could probably be persuaded with some free desserts

let me get that for you

great, and can you turn down the music a bit? this pagan sh_t hurts my ears

of course!
hi, two of us for lunch, please

yes, right away!

oh, and uh, i just wanted to mеntion that my wife and i are yelp rеviewers, so uh, your best table, please

oh jeez, you guys too, huh? ho_kay, uhm, i’ll get you set up right over here, okay?

hm, this place seems, nice

i guess we’ll see

d’i guess we’ll see, won’t we?

oh god, now everyone thinks they’re a food critic

[intro]: trey parker

we have any yelp reviewers in the audience?

(cheers)

’cause you know what they do to your food, right?

(cheers)
[verse one]
so you’re one of yelpers’ special blessed
you demand a restaurant’s very best
well, they’re gonna treat you special, i’m tellin’ you, chum
now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum

(boogers and cum)
(boogers and cum)
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)

[verse two]
(boogers and cum)
that’s called “the yelper special”!
(boogers and cum)
say, what’s that on your pretzel?
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)
your online critiques are real useful to some
now have a good time eatin’ boogers and cum

[verse three]
(boogers and cum)
someone farted on your salad
(boogers and cum)
but your décor critiques are valid
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)
you think you’re special, like you’re a_number one_
well, there’s a whole lot of special in boogers and cum
[verse four]
(boogers and cum)
how ’bout some feces with your flounder?
(boogers and cum)
you like that queefy quarter pounder?
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)
what’s that spice that’s all tangy on your tongue?
oh, that’s a yuzu pepper and boogers, and cum

[pre_bridge]
(boogers and cum)
hey!
(boogers and cum)
look we got a yelp reviewer right here!
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)
come on up here guy!

they’re gonna jack off in your food

[bridge]
_tap dancing_

(boogers and cum)
(boogers and cum)
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)

(boogers and cum)
they’re gonna wipe their ass
(boogers and cum)
and put it in your food
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)
along with a whole lotta boogers and cum!

[verse five]
(boogers and cum)
being a food critic’s easy
(boogers and cum)
oh, you feel a little queasy?
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)
do you need a diagnosis? well, the doctor’s got one
your stomach’s all filled with boogers and cum

[verse six]
(boogers and cum)
p_ss in your potatoes
(boogers and cum)
some guy sh_t on your tomatoes
(ooh_ooh_ooh_ooh)
alright, fancy food critic, looks like you’ve won
now please enjoy all the… boo_oo_oogers

boo_oo_oo_oo_oogers

boo_oo_oo_oo_oo_oo_oogers

…and cum!
(cum!)

enjoy all your boogers and cum!

[outro]

- boogers cum live

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