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bob and tom - bad pickup lines lyrics

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here’s a poem called bad pickup lines

hey don’t i know you from the bus?
my mom has that same dress
wanna see a trick i learned in prison?
how much were your br–sts?
are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?

my tool needs a shed
i’d like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed
you think it’s impressive now…this cold sore’s just gettin’ started
mind if i hang out here ’till it’s safe back where i farted?

‘scuse me if i interupted
and i’m not trying to make a p-ss
but you must be leaving the country
if you’re packing that much -ss

- bob and tom

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