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black hattitude - shidduch date كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
[the scholar]
cl-ssic, cl-ssic, cl-ssic example of a-

[the force]
-a shidduch date!

[the scholar]
cl-ssic example of a-

[the force]
-a shidduch date!

[the scholar]
cl-ssic example of a-

[the force]
-a shiduch date!

[verse 1]
[the scholar]
listen to the rhymes it’s a shidduch rhet date
‘specialy if it’s a bochur mitzuyan, first rate
this is all due to the name of his yeshiva
might be a good bochur but you’re in the wrong yeshiva
if you’re in the wrong yeshiva that means you’ve gotta pray
brisk, mir, lakewood – or you ain’t first rate
you’ll be checked out from the day that you were born
they’ll know what you did four or five years before
so you’re sitting in the house on the living room couch
father asks you questions to see what you’re all about
worthy opponent from bais yaakov and you’re rolling
you ask where to? she says it’s up to you!
this is the case: does she wanna eat pizza?
maybe she’s afraid somebody’ll see her
maybe tonky’s or bowling
even if you don’t do this right – uh, she’s leaving!
hit the road jack and all of that
but if she offers you a schmooze what have you got to lose?
right smack dab in the middle
of the street and you get nervous a little

[the force]
uh, huh. you know the signs: you go to a lounge
order a c0ke or maybe dr. brown
or better yet seltzer, or even lemon-lime
regardless what it is you’ve gotta k!ll time
if she’s real quiet that’s when you try and lose her
if she’s real social that’s when you start to schmooze her
might as well get to the point, no time to waste
her parents are waiting, and she can’t be home late
you start to talk family, now she wants the restroom
steps off the table; you realize you’re doomed
all of the sudden the clock says it’s a half hour later
she’s hiding from me, man! go check the elevator
she’s back in a few seconds, drink until it’s almost ten
she finishes her cup – and then we schmooze again!
been k!lled in round one, ding! been k!lled in round two!
now tell me what’s a boy like me supposed to do?
huh? what do you know? when the date it was completed
i said to the shaddchan, yo, i didn’t really need it!

[bridge: the scholar and the force]
going out like that:
shidduch date!
yeah, they’re going out like that:
shidduch date!
yeah, they’re going out like that:
suidduch date!
they’re going out like that:
shidduch date!
yeah, they’re going out like that!

[verse 2: the scholar]
now maidel move it, if you ant a groom
you and him can make it, it would be the move
so don’t cry over spilled milk
’cause this is the way that a match is built
he doesn’t really impress you that much
that you’d want to go out with such a yutz!
“he’s not my type and he’s oh so fat!”
your parents say no and that’s the end of that!
never go out once, it’s a basic rule
sometimes to hut gelt: gai arois nuchamul
vus vet zein ub di vilst nisht g-yn?
di ves blayben gantzeh leben alayn!
gai shoin schnell (?) g-yben a brucheh
chasuneh ubermacht mit oiseh mishpacheh!
this is the point we’re trying to tell you
that making a shidduch is a hard thing to do

[outro]
[the scholar]
check it out:
it’s a cl-ssic example of a-

[the force]
-a shidduch date!

- black hattitude

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