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bitfinity (matthew taranto) - ganon with one n (and other common errors) كلمات الأغنية

i’ve been thwarted fourteen times
and it always ends the same!
but nothing boils my blood more than
someone misspelling my name

it’s ganon with one n, that’s
one in the center, don’t put
two in the middle like some wannabe beginner. in the
very first game they got it wrong, which i hate
but it’s only been corrected since 1988!

ganon with one n, it’s
only five letters, so avoid
that extra consonant and try to spell better
i’m manly and demandin’, so you’d best be understandin’
my name’s g_a_n_o_n, that’s ganon!

i’m not
just a demon king, but a demonstrative king
sin, attacks, and syntax are my favorite things
i’ll smash your home and misspellings like a hammer, then
i’ll kidnap your gram and correct your grammar

but it doesn’t stop with me, i say it all day long
stickerbush symphony ‘cause “stickerbrush” is wrong
i’ll clear out your errors like a brainpower bidet
ninetales has nine tails but it’s not spelled that way!
why, you called him rye_u, don’t deny, you gotta try to
call him ryu. better see you usin’ katakana properly
although i oughtta say the popinjay king dedede, may
be king dedede if you reside in western region property

speaking of ryu, let’s talk ninja gaiden
not “g_yden”, it rhymes with metal gear’s raiden
that’s raiden, not “rayden” since he’s made in j_pan, though
raiden not “rie_den” is the mortal kombat man

but most importantly…

it’s ganon with one n, and
no more complications
(though you can add a “dorf” per
formal occasions.)
but not another n except the n in the end, and the
ending n ain’t inundated with another n!

ganon with one n, well
technically two
but i mean in the middle, you pedantic little shrew, so if you
dare to put three, then i’ll soon be reprimandin’
that’s why it sounds like “ganon,” not “gannnnnnnon!”

i look up to giygas but he’s not called “guy_gas”
zangief—not “zayn_geef”—has bad phlebitis
it really divides us when you say he’s “tie_dus”
though “tidus” sounds so stupid it gave me tinnitus
final fantasy has gotta be truly the
main station for mispr_nunciation vexation. there’s
yang, cecil, rydia, three in one game, then
yuffie not yuff_y, and zidane, not zi_dayne
ifrit not iff_ritt burns you to a crisp
this heiress is aerith. yeah, it sounds like a lisp

faxanadu, bubble lead, vivillon, arceus
lums, brigitte, hydrocity, and zebes
i’ve had it with correcting every phonic misdemeanor
and for the last time, it’s called an ocarina!

it’s ganon with one n, i’m not askin’ but commandin’
and in handin’ discipline, i will give your hide a tannin’
if you spell it wrong again, you’ll get a “gannon_bannin’”
my name’s g_a_n_o_n, that’s ganon!
and if you weren’t aware, that’s canon!
…with one n!

- bitfinity matthew taranto

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